Message from Santa Claus

I have been reliably informed that some of my elves are hanging out on Moviecodec.com. You guys Christmas is almost upon us and we need all the elves we can get at this time.
Will all elves please report for packing duty, any elves that continue to be AWOL and hanging out on Moviecodec.com WILL HAVE TO DO THE LATE SHIFT ON CHRISTMAS EVE, you know the one: when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse........
This is my final notice, you have been warned..
Yours Ho Ho Hoingly,
Santa.

*trips santa claus on his way out*
hmm, thats what u get for making people accuse me that im a fracking elf when im a nietzschean...

Even nietzschean elves must pack when required...
Rudolph is tired of covering for you guys..

u dont even know what a nietzschean is do ya?
bastard, i could kick ur ass back to the north pole.
and for the last damned time im not an elf, dare call me something like that again and ill kill you where you stand...
now you best clear that up or i will hang you from a noose.

I am messaging from the vicinity of the north pole as we speak. All the other elves are busy packing, but oh no some nietzscheans have to make believe they are superior to packing. Think of the people who won’t get presents if you don’t pack !
Think !!
It will be a disaster !

*pins santa asshole to the wall*
now you listen to me you retarded imposter,
get it through your head that I AM NOT AN ELF.

omg u r a retard!!!!

I am tired of packing for you, I am supposed to pull sleighs, you guys being AWOL, I didn’t sign up for this man. My nose is losing its shine.
DO as Santa says. Before I sleigh you..

this is pathetic...
*shoots rudolf and santa ass in the face*
retards...
*swiftly walks out*
btw that isnt meant to azian pride, but the other 2 assholes it is.

Azain Pride are you related to Scrooge or the grinch by any chance ?

SC STFU u fake retard...

yeah..i was’t saying it to u tyreaus thade

santa clus u r a retard!!

...
this is sad...
SC if anyone actually belives in you anymore they wouldnt be on here like idiots, so take ur fagness somewhere else.

Even though your an elf and you don’t strictly get presents, you will not be getting any cookies and milk fro thos people have left by there chimnies. OKAY T.r ? YOu pushed me to far.
Ho HO Ho.
p.s any last minute requests for presents please leave them here.
Thanks v-much..

ok this is enough...
should i get a mod in here?
there isnt anyone on here young enough to belive in this shit so get ur fat ass off of that computer chair of urs SC and find some other place where people are retards like u.

santa clus u r a *.*.*.*.*

so AP u think a 20 gigatoin nuke will take care of the pole?

don’t make me sleigh you ...
with my forelance...

been reading have we rudass?
talatend young boy you are...
and its forcelance, faggot.

lol who the f*** will belive in santa clus
[kidz]?