My dad left the garage door open while he was gone and both my bikes got stolen

Shit

The MASK wrote: Need I remind everyone Howard Stern’s Penis accomplished far more than Jesus.

that sux

u can`t even sQuip...??

TheTerminator wrote:

SKITTLES666 wrote: Are you a guy or a girl?

girl right??

Were the expensive?

Call Snoop Dogg. He’ll find your bike.

But seriously, that’s bullshit.

The MASK wrote:

Chilly man wrote: WTF I ain’t got no sound anymore. And I don’t see anything funny about child abuse.

Obviously from first hand experience you find it quite enjoyable.

Myabe ur Dad might get u a new one.

Squipple wrote: Shit

no idea who took em? depending on where you live, and who you live around, could it have been anyone, or some1 local ?

I actually live in a middle class gated community. The gate can be jumped or just pushed open because it’s a piece of shit.

It’s probably some prick that’s on probation and wants to steal just for the thrill of it. I have friends who’ve actually found their bikes being ridden by little punks at their school, so I’m hoping that I can see them riding around. If I catch somebody riding my bike, I will wait for them to pass me by so I can jam a nice thick stick between the wheels so they fly off the bike and hit the concrete so hard they break half the bones in their body. Then, when he’s on the ground crying I’ll kick his teeth out and break his fingers. If he goes and files a report on me for assault, the little bastard can tell the court why I did so, and he will be charged for grand theft because those were some fucking expensive bikes.

The MASK wrote: Need I remind everyone Howard Stern’s Penis accomplished far more than Jesus.

man, that sucks. sorry to hear that they got taken

Fuck it. Just call Snoop Dogg.

The MASK wrote:

Chilly man wrote: WTF I ain’t got no sound anymore. And I don’t see anything funny about child abuse.

Obviously from first hand experience you find it quite enjoyable.

So my cat is dead, my Xbox is fucked, and now my bikes are stolen.

THERE IS NOTHING TO FUCKING DO!

The MASK wrote: Need I remind everyone Howard Stern’s Penis accomplished far more than Jesus.

Squipple wrote: So my cat is dead, my Xbox is fucked, and now my bikes are stolen.

THERE IS NOTHING TO FUCKING DO!

Take the cat and go the your nearest Pet Sematary, and well... You know.

Take the Xbox and do a HHH on your deceased gaming console.

And for the last fucking time, call Snoop Dogg. He’ll find your bike.

And just fuck a pillow if you want something to do.

The MASK wrote:

Chilly man wrote: WTF I ain’t got no sound anymore. And I don’t see anything funny about child abuse.

Obviously from first hand experience you find it quite enjoyable.

Squipple wrote: So my cat is dead, my Xbox is fucked, and now my bikes are stolen.

THERE IS NOTHING TO FUCKING DO!

sQuip ...Before u got a new cat..i can be replacement cat...!! Bike ...u ask for Darth...he`ll contact Snoop...!! anddd....Xbox...??? ask ur Dad to buy a new one as a compensation for letting the Garage open ...!!

TheTerminator wrote:

SKITTLES666 wrote: Are you a guy or a girl?

girl right??

dukedas wrote:

Squipple wrote: So my cat is dead, my Xbox is fucked, and now my bikes are stolen.

THERE IS NOTHING TO FUCKING DO!

sQuip ...Before u got a new cat..i can be replacement cat...!! Bike ...u ask for Darth...he`ll contact Snoop...!! anddd....Xbox...??? ask ur Dad to buy a new one as a compensation for letting the Garage open ...!!

I’m sending the 360 to Microsoft.

The MASK wrote: Need I remind everyone Howard Stern’s Penis accomplished far more than Jesus.

Squipple wrote:

dukedas wrote:

Squipple wrote: So my cat is dead, my Xbox is fucked, and now my bikes are stolen.

THERE IS NOTHING TO FUCKING DO!

sQuip ...Before u got a new cat..i can be replacement cat...!! Bike ...u ask for Darth...he`ll contact Snoop...!! anddd....Xbox...??? ask ur Dad to buy a new one as a compensation for letting the Garage open ...!!

I’m sending the 360 to Microsoft.

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should have searched on google about it first, they kno wats up with it

Tippership Commander wrote:

Squipple wrote:

dukedas wrote:

Squipple wrote: So my cat is dead, my Xbox is fucked, and now my bikes are stolen.

THERE IS NOTHING TO FUCKING DO!

sQuip ...Before u got a new cat..i can be replacement cat...!! Bike ...u ask for Darth...he`ll contact Snoop...!! anddd....Xbox...??? ask ur Dad to buy a new one as a compensation for letting the Garage open ...!!

I’m sending the 360 to Microsoft.

]

should have searched on google about it first, they kno wats up with it

Ha ha, that really does say it all. It’s the games that saved it.

The MASK wrote: Need I remind everyone Howard Stern’s Penis accomplished far more than Jesus.

Grand Theft Bike ^_^

Sorry dude.

Check Out My Playlist!!!

SILVERXXX wrote: Grand Theft Bike ^_^

Sorry dude.

Fuck what I said.

Call Big Smoke.

He will find your bike.

The MASK wrote:

Chilly man wrote: WTF I ain’t got no sound anymore. And I don’t see anything funny about child abuse.

Obviously from first hand experience you find it quite enjoyable.

Dude, first your cat, now your bikes...SQUiP,no offense but your dad dosnt seem very smart.

That sounds like something that would happen on mine or bausman’s side of town. They wouldnt be very hard to find though. Some kid next door would be spray painting them black and then try to sell them back to you...

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