My lonley life sucks, you suck, Halo sucks, suicide

I am lonely life sucks because you suck, or won’t suck so I am going to commit suicide but that would suck if I was alone when I suicided so do you want to suicide with me or we could play Halo on PS16 or XBox16 but that sucks too so I think I will go have a beer, that won’t suck.

— the thread is over 3 years old so I simply locked it —

Yeah Id do the same, life sucks sober, go for a beer! Then life wont suck till the morning when u have a hangover! Then u can come back here and think about suicide again

We should all have a beer.

halo sux

I agree that is why I posted this.

i’ll let this guy borrow one of my kitchen knives if he’ll let me tape his suicide and put it on YouPoop

the pwner king wrote: i’ll let this guy borrow one of my kitchen knives if he’ll let me tape his suicide and put it on YouPoop

Thats very generous of you, im sure he would appreciate it

“It feels great when alot of losers are around.."

the pwner king wrote: i’ll let this guy borrow one of my kitchen knives if he’ll let me tape his suicide and put it on YouPoop

You’re a sick bitch I’d spit in your face

warped wrote: I am lonely life sucks because you suck, or won’t suck so I am going to commit suicide but that would suck if I was alone when I suicided so do you want to suicide with me or we could play Halo on PS16 or XBox16 but that sucks too so I think I will go have a beer, that won’t suck.

Thats right Johnny, just let it out. Just remember that your ungreatfull suicide threats do nothing but irritate me. Don’t be a bitch, because lifes the Queen Bitch n if you kill yourself you’re practically surrendering yourself as HER bitch. You don’t want that ? Didn’t think so. Now put the knife away, and stop trying to form some sort of mass suicide bullshit(quote “Do you want to suicide with me"unquote), you wanna die like a man, die by yourself.

Now because your post was probably some kind of practical joke I have two words ... Fuck You.

bAyBeE_ChRoNiC wrote:

warped wrote: I am lonely life sucks because you suck, or won’t suck so I am going to commit suicide but that would suck if I was alone when I suicided so do you want to suicide with me or we could play Halo on PS16 or XBox16 but that sucks too so I think I will go have a beer, that won’t suck.

Thats right Johnny, just let it out. Just remember that your ungreatfull suicide threats do nothing but irritate me. Don’t be a bitch, because lifes the Queen Bitch n if you kill yourself you’re practically surrendering yourself as HER bitch. You don’t want that ? Didn’t think so. Now put the knife away, and stop trying to form some sort of mass suicide bullshit(quote “Do you want to suicide with me"unquote), you wanna die like a man, die by yourself.

Now because your post was probably some kind of practical joke I have two words ... Fuck You.

19 Aug 2005 07:50 am

“It feels great when alot of losers are around.."

Christine wrote: Yeah Id do the same, life sucks sober, go for a beer! Then life wont suck till the morning when u have a hangover! Then u can come back here and think about suicide again

Well I wish my life was as pathetic as yours *cough* why dont you just get on with it then ? Life doesn’t suck when your dead either as far as I’m concerned.

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote:

bAyBeE_ChRoNiC wrote:

warped wrote: I am lonely life sucks because you suck, or won’t suck so I am going to commit suicide but that would suck if I was alone when I suicided so do you want to suicide with me or we could play Halo on PS16 or XBox16 but that sucks too so I think I will go have a beer, that won’t suck.

Thats right Johnny, just let it out. Just remember that your ungreatfull suicide threats do nothing but irritate me. Don’t be a bitch, because lifes the Queen Bitch n if you kill yourself you’re practically surrendering yourself as HER bitch. You don’t want that ? Didn’t think so. Now put the knife away, and stop trying to form some sort of mass suicide bullshit(quote “Do you want to suicide with me"unquote), you wanna die like a man, die by yourself.

Now because your post was probably some kind of practical joke I have two words ... Fuck You.

19 Aug 2005 07:50 am

Oh well lol it might cause a flame war or something or another member will get into it too =D And then it moves on to one of those completely random threads ...

suicide...... i did that once...... fun!

pie.

westport20 wrote: suicide...... i did that once...... fun!

Uh, no.

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warped wrote: I am lonely life sucks because you suck, or won’t suck so I am going to commit suicide but that would suck if I was alone when I suicided so do you want to suicide with me or we could play Halo on PS16 or XBox16 but that sucks too so I think I will go have a beer, that won’t suck.

Yes

penis

bAyBeE_ChRoNiC wrote:

the pwner king wrote: i’ll let this guy borrow one of my kitchen knives if he’ll let me tape his suicide and put it on YouPoop

You’re a sick bitch I’d spit in your face

I’d nut in your face...

-moderated, again-

Fail thread is fail.

this thread is ancient