Nihilus' Guide for the New Members of MVC

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote: Run DMC?

He did pretty awesome in Walk This Way.

Nana-nana nana-na-na Uh like this.

You want a hotpocket?

No, I’ll just set my ass on fire and swallow trash to get the same effect on my body for cheaper.

I see. I see. Have fun with that.

MANIC MONDAY!

It’s too damn early to be Manic Monday. Get back to me around 11 am.

But it will be sunny then, and I can’t handle sun.

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote: Run DMC?

He did pretty awesome in Walk This Way.

Nana-nana nana-na-na Uh like this.

You want a hotpocket?

No, I’ll just set my ass on fire and swallow trash to get the same effect on my body for cheaper.

I see. I see. Have fun with that.

MANIC MONDAY!

It’s too damn early to be Manic Monday. Get back to me around 11 am.

But it will be sunny then, and I can’t handle sun.

gtfo vampire

Rise of Shinra

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote: Run DMC?

He did pretty awesome in Walk This Way.

Nana-nana nana-na-na Uh like this.

You want a hotpocket?

No, I’ll just set my ass on fire and swallow trash to get the same effect on my body for cheaper.

I see. I see. Have fun with that.

MANIC MONDAY!

It’s too damn early to be Manic Monday. Get back to me around 11 am.

But it will be sunny then, and I can’t handle sun.

gtfo vampire

Am not, ask Skully

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

Oh your an exception. Besides you always get mashed by WM’s partner in crime, Mr. Xtrm.

Its a gangbang.

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

It’s not like we even care about him. I learned not to talk to him the first time I read his flame.

I’ve learn to simply shove my cock down his throat every time he opens his mouth. haha

Just messing. Or not. You decide.

He takes it a bit too far when he trash-talks Aerosmith. Question: Does he bite?

I’m sooooo sorry I insulted a shitty band you like.

Clearly that is the worst of all of my offenses. Yes, that is when I take it too far.

Not when I harass people for shits and giggles, not when I laugh at other peoples' irl struggles and try to encourage them to make it worse.

No, when I say that a band with the ugliest frontman alive is shitty, that is when I cross the line.

You’re a fucking idiot.

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

Oh your an exception. Besides you always get mashed by WM’s partner in crime, Mr. Xtrm.

Xtrm can choke on my cock too.

Rise of Shinra

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

Oh your an exception. Besides you always get mashed by WM’s partner in crime, Mr. Xtrm.

Xtrm can choke on my cock too.

I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to choke on your cock.

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

Oh your an exception. Besides you always get mashed by WM’s partner in crime, Mr. Xtrm.

Xtrm can choke on my cock too.

I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to choke on your cock.

I’m both appalled and disgusted by the fact you claim to know the size of it, Josh.

Rise of Shinra

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

Oh your an exception. Besides you always get mashed by WM’s partner in crime, Mr. Xtrm.

Xtrm can choke on my cock too.

I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to choke on your cock.

I’m both appalled and disgusted by the fact you claim to know the size of it, Josh.

I love bursting your bubble but Green Ninja kinda revealed your size for all to see a few days ago.

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

Oh your an exception. Besides you always get mashed by WM’s partner in crime, Mr. Xtrm.

Xtrm can choke on my cock too.

I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to choke on your cock.

I’m both appalled and disgusted by the fact you claim to know the size of it, Josh.

I love bursting your bubble but Green Ninja kinda revealed your size for all to see a few days ago.

Did she now? Because all I remember was her trying to make me out to be smaller then Total’s 4 inch pecker. Which is untrue.

I accuse you of hiding outside my window when I’m changing. You disgust me. Get out of my sight.

Rise of Shinra

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

Oh your an exception. Besides you always get mashed by WM’s partner in crime, Mr. Xtrm.

Xtrm can choke on my cock too.

I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to choke on your cock.

I’m both appalled and disgusted by the fact you claim to know the size of it, Josh.

I love bursting your bubble but Green Ninja kinda revealed your size for all to see a few days ago.

Did she now? Because all I remember was her trying to make me out to be smaller then Total’s 4 inch pecker. Which is untrue.

I accuse you of hiding outside my window when I’m changing. You disgust me. Get out of my sight.

Interesting, I heard a totally different tale. It’s nothing to be ashamed of Cid, really. We all expect it.

And even if i was peeping outside of your window, it’s not like I’d be able to see your junk under that dunlap of fat suffocating it.

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

Oh your an exception. Besides you always get mashed by WM’s partner in crime, Mr. Xtrm.

Xtrm can choke on my cock too.

I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to choke on your cock.

I’m both appalled and disgusted by the fact you claim to know the size of it, Josh.

I love bursting your bubble but Green Ninja kinda revealed your size for all to see a few days ago.

Did she now? Because all I remember was her trying to make me out to be smaller then Total’s 4 inch pecker. Which is untrue.

I accuse you of hiding outside my window when I’m changing. You disgust me. Get out of my sight.

Interesting, I heard a totally different tale. It’s nothing to be ashamed of Cid, really. We all expect it.

And even if i was peeping outside of your window, it’s not like I’d be able to see your junk under that dunlap of fat suffocating it.

Oh look, another unsubstantiated fat joke.

Did you get that from Xtrm or did your mommy tell you that one?

Get some new material, whore.

Rise of Shinra

This is giving me some serious lulz.

Thank you guys.

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

Oh your an exception. Besides you always get mashed by WM’s partner in crime, Mr. Xtrm.

Xtrm can choke on my cock too.

I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to choke on your cock.

I’m both appalled and disgusted by the fact you claim to know the size of it, Josh.

I love bursting your bubble but Green Ninja kinda revealed your size for all to see a few days ago.

Did she now? Because all I remember was her trying to make me out to be smaller then Total’s 4 inch pecker. Which is untrue.

I accuse you of hiding outside my window when I’m changing. You disgust me. Get out of my sight.

Interesting, I heard a totally different tale. It’s nothing to be ashamed of Cid, really. We all expect it.

And even if i was peeping outside of your window, it’s not like I’d be able to see your junk under that dunlap of fat suffocating it.

Oh look, another unsubstantiated fat joke.

Did you get that from Xtrm or did your mommy tell you that one?

Get some new material, whore.

You’d be surprised how easy it is to come up with material that is actually true, as opposed to being “unsubstantiated” as you say.

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

Oh your an exception. Besides you always get mashed by WM’s partner in crime, Mr. Xtrm.

Xtrm can choke on my cock too.

I don’t think it’s possible for anyone to choke on your cock.

I’m both appalled and disgusted by the fact you claim to know the size of it, Josh.

I love bursting your bubble but Green Ninja kinda revealed your size for all to see a few days ago.

Did she now? Because all I remember was her trying to make me out to be smaller then Total’s 4 inch pecker. Which is untrue.

I accuse you of hiding outside my window when I’m changing. You disgust me. Get out of my sight.

Interesting, I heard a totally different tale. It’s nothing to be ashamed of Cid, really. We all expect it.

And even if i was peeping outside of your window, it’s not like I’d be able to see your junk under that dunlap of fat suffocating it.

Oh look, another unsubstantiated fat joke.

Did you get that from Xtrm or did your mommy tell you that one?

Get some new material, whore.

You’d be surprised how easy it is to come up with material that is actually true, as opposed to being “unsubstantiated” as you say.

I’ll be waiting for it then, come back when you have something that hasn’t been recycled.

Rise of Shinra

Ah, bitch bitch bitch “I’m in denial about my obesity” bitch bitch bitch?

Gotcha.

watermelon man wrote: Ah, bitch bitch bitch “I’m in denial about my obesity” bitch bitch bitch?

Gotcha.

Hmmm.

Well, I suppose being 50 lbs overweight is better then having a face that makes women and men alike cringe.

Cause. You know. I can lose the weight for free. How much plastic surgery are you set up for?

Rise of Shinra

I’m sorry, I thought my face was just insulted by someone whose upturned nose is reminiscent of a pig’s, much like other physical traits of his.

But that can’t be right, that’d just be silly.

And tell me, Cid, if you can lose the weight for free, why do I have all this fat-ammo hmm?

watermelon man wrote: I’m sorry, I thought my face was just insulted by someone whose upturned nose is reminiscent of a pig’s, much like other physical traits of his.

But that can’t be right, that’d just be silly.

And tell me, Cid, if you can lose the weight for free, why do I have all this fat-ammo hmm?

You’re losing your ammo, dude. About 30 lbs in the last couple months actually! Holy shit! What a shocker!

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Now, I’m trying to find out where the whole upturned nose comment came from... Because all I see is about 450 pixels of sexy-fucking-beast

Rise of Shinra