Nihilus' Guide for the New Members of MVC

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote: I’m sorry, I thought my face was just insulted by someone whose upturned nose is reminiscent of a pig’s, much like other physical traits of his.

But that can’t be right, that’d just be silly.

And tell me, Cid, if you can lose the weight for free, why do I have all this fat-ammo hmm?

You’re losing your ammo, dude. About 30 lbs in the last couple months actually! Holy shit! What a shocker!

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Now, I’m trying to find out where the whole upturned nose comment came from... Because all I see is about 450 pixels of sexy-fucking-beast

Maybe not so much upturned as it is bulbous, but fact remains that honker isn’t going anywhere. Neither is your lopsided head or your overall unattractive unattractiveness.

Why is it that I feel so superior right now?

Rise of Shinra

Y’know...it may be in the off-topic section...but exactly what does personal looks have to do with a guide for new members?

Cid wrote:

Why is it that I feel so superior right now?

Not sure why, actually. Lord knows you’ve got almost nothing going for you.

Scratch that, it appears you do



I submit to thee, Lord Pubestache.

Why the hell are you guys having a argument in a thread for new members?

Tyreaus Rhade wrote: Y’know...it may be in the off-topic section...but exactly what does personal looks have to do with a guide for new members?

tr....what does this not have to do with a guide for new members? this is EXACTLY what they need to be prepared to do.

Szayel wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

It’s not like we even care about him. I learned not to talk to him the first time I read his flame.

I’ve learn to simply shove my cock down his throat every time he opens his mouth. haha

Just messing. Or not. You decide.

He takes it a bit too far when he trash-talks Aerosmith. Question: Does he bite?

Dude trashed talked Aerosmith? What kind of gay-ass bands does he listen to in order to be trashing Aerosmith?

Goddamn kids these days don’t have any respect for the classics.

And he scrapes, doesn’t bite.

Linkin Park. The most gayest retarded shit in the face of hell. Q:Lol, thats hawesome

Linkin Park? They’re ok. Not bad. More like *insert any number of rap artists here*

Linkin Park use to be good but,MtM sucked ass.

beat the shit outa their remixes though.

watermelon man wrote: Scratch that, it appears you do



I submit to thee, Lord Pubestache.

At least I can grow something to cover my mug. You don’t have that luxury yet, kid. haha

Rise of Shinra

kev360 wrote:

Szayel wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

It’s not like we even care about him. I learned not to talk to him the first time I read his flame.

I’ve learn to simply shove my cock down his throat every time he opens his mouth. haha

Just messing. Or not. You decide.

He takes it a bit too far when he trash-talks Aerosmith. Question: Does he bite?

Dude trashed talked Aerosmith? What kind of gay-ass bands does he listen to in order to be trashing Aerosmith?

Goddamn kids these days don’t have any respect for the classics.

And he scrapes, doesn’t bite.

Linkin Park. The most gayest retarded shit in the face of hell. Q:Lol, thats hawesome

Linkin Park? They’re ok. Not bad. More like *insert any number of rap artists here*

Linkin Park use to be good but,MtM sucked ass.

beat the shit outa their remixes though.

Yeah the Numb remix sucked,and the Part of Me remix one to.

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote: Scratch that, it appears you do



I submit to thee, Lord Pubestache.

At least I can grow something to cover my mug. You don’t have that luxury yet, kid. haha

While I thank you for partially covering your mug, I must point out that shaving a 'stache like that is preferable to having one at all.

See, I know that if I let my facial hair grow out, it looks like shit. Which is why I don’t let it grow out. Perhaps you should take a page from my book.

kev360 wrote:

Tyreaus Rhade wrote: Y’know...it may be in the off-topic section...but exactly what does personal looks have to do with a guide for new members?

tr....what does this not have to do with a guide for new members? this is EXACTLY what they need to be prepared to do.

The guide is more or less put together to prevent them being directly involved in idiotic, pointless shit like this.
It’s not contributing to the actual topic. Showing an example of one of moviecodec’s “times” perhaps, but you don’t have to look too damn far for that anyway, and it otherwise is cluttering the damn thread.

Szayel wrote:

kev360 wrote:

Szayel wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Zepatar wrote:

Cid wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Watermelon Man - It would be wise not to mess with this one until you reach a level or respect that anything you ay or do will not be argued with, seeming as no one has this power yet it would be wise to avoid WM unless you want your stupid ass driven off the site.

Alias’s.

- Zirinta
- Ballsac
- Atresac

^^^example^^^

Oh? I mess with Ballsy all the damn time. What of it? Not like he can actually do anything, and any pathetic attempt he could make to actually drive me off the site will simply give me even more reason to stay: To bother him.

It’s not like we even care about him. I learned not to talk to him the first time I read his flame.

I’ve learn to simply shove my cock down his throat every time he opens his mouth. haha

Just messing. Or not. You decide.

He takes it a bit too far when he trash-talks Aerosmith. Question: Does he bite?

Dude trashed talked Aerosmith? What kind of gay-ass bands does he listen to in order to be trashing Aerosmith?

Goddamn kids these days don’t have any respect for the classics.

And he scrapes, doesn’t bite.

Linkin Park. The most gayest retarded shit in the face of hell. Q:Lol, thats hawesome

Linkin Park? They’re ok. Not bad. More like *insert any number of rap artists here*

Linkin Park use to be good but,MtM sucked ass.

beat the shit outa their remixes though.

Yeah the Numb remix sucked,and the Part of Me remix one to.

dude, they had whole cd’s of remixed metiora. they blew. the numb rap heavy version wasn’t terrible, though.

watermelon man wrote:

Cid wrote:

watermelon man wrote: Scratch that, it appears you do



I submit to thee, Lord Pubestache.

At least I can grow something to cover my mug. You don’t have that luxury yet, kid. haha

While I thank you for partially covering your mug, I must point out that shaving a 'stache like that is preferable to having one at all.

See, I know that if I let my facial hair grow out, it looks like shit. Which is why I don’t let it grow out. Perhaps you should take a page from my book.

Hmm. I’m looking for the dirt stache in this picture I took yesterday... But somehow I can’t find it.

I wonder why?

Maybe because I already did? But it’s ok, I forgive you for being ignorant. I still love you Ballsy. <3

Rise of Shinra

This is funneh.

Correction: Everything Linkin Park’s ever made ever was terrible.

Tyreaus Rhade wrote:

kev360 wrote:

Tyreaus Rhade wrote: Y’know...it may be in the off-topic section...but exactly what does personal looks have to do with a guide for new members?

tr....what does this not have to do with a guide for new members? this is EXACTLY what they need to be prepared to do.

The guide is more or less put together to prevent them being directly involved in idiotic, pointless shit like this.
It’s not contributing to the actual topic. Showing an example of one of moviecodec’s “times” perhaps, but you don’t have to look too damn far for that anyway, and it otherwise is cluttering the damn thread.

So... I should stop being a dickhole now?

Rise of Shinra

Tyreaus Rhade wrote:

kev360 wrote:

Tyreaus Rhade wrote: Y’know...it may be in the off-topic section...but exactly what does personal looks have to do with a guide for new members?

tr....what does this not have to do with a guide for new members? this is EXACTLY what they need to be prepared to do.

The guide is more or less put together to prevent them being directly involved in idiotic, pointless shit like this.
It’s not contributing to the actual topic. Showing an example of one of moviecodec’s “times” perhaps, but you don’t have to look too damn far for that anyway, and it otherwise is cluttering the damn thread.

you should know that this is the last truly interesting thing that happens here. anyways, cluttering the thread? all the info is in the first page.

BausMan 117 wrote: This is funneh.

Very fucking funny.

watermelon man wrote: Correction: Everything Linkin Park’s ever made ever was terrible.

I was gonna say it but didnt wanna deal with the bitching afterwords.