NOW THIS IS FUCKED UP

each morning when the sun sets the birds fly south for candy, but when all they get is a box of tissues the start to cry and mother nature gets sad and crys, and then when the fish of my nostrils gets a hold of my chinease watch it suffocates.

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no this is f**ked up.
i saw a sealion on a dolphins back
i frew a pig at them and they started to dance
i jumped up with a pigion under my arm
and kicked a carrot that was hanging
from a tree the butterfly that was eating the carrot
was very angrey so he pick his chair up
and sang a song what a bad boy you are
so i turnd and showed him my choclate pudding.

tuscan1 wrote: no this is f**ked up.
i saw a sealion on a dolphins back
i frew a pig at them and they started to dance
i jumped up with a pigion under my arm
and kicked a carrot that was hanging
from a tree the butterfly that was eating the carrot
was very angrey so he pick his chair up
and sang a song what a bad boy you are
so i turnd and showed him my choclate pudding.

eeeeee serious s,,,,,there

I’ve learned that no matter how good a friend is, they’re going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

Well once when I was driving and an alien abducted me and took me to his land of pots and pans. he told me that It was time to eat my Pancreas. Well truth be told i was pretty upset so I grabbed a handful of donuts and threw them at his putrid fillings of dentistry. So he had to clean the donut off his face, which gave me ample time to get away and look for a way to escape. Well Lemme tell you there’s was plenty off opposition. I had to fight my way through long lines of donut drinking muffinheads. Not to mention the MANY Low hanging turkey basters. So I found my way to the kitchen and thought since I was already there I might as well get a little something to eat. Well I opened up the fridge and saw the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen in my life!!! There was tomatoes touching the mashed potatoes! I immediately threw up and Threw that garbage in the trash. Well When I looked up the Alien was Staring at me. turns out I threw out his dinner for tomorrow and now he’s gonna starve to death. I Said “Well the Tomatoe was touching the mashed Potatoes!" But he just looked at me and Let out a sound that I’ll never forget. It sounded Like A truck backing up over a dead mouse attached to a kitten. Ahhhhhh man it was CRAZY!!! So I thought I’d better get outta here while I still can!!! But first I had to go to the bathroom. I asked the Alien and He let out another scream, and said, “Down the hall first door on the left. But when you come back I’m gonna eat your Pancreas AND take out your colon because you threw away my dinner for tomorrow!" So I said “Alright I’ll be back." I went down the hall and went in the bathroom. i came out and was just starting to walk back to the kitchen when I saw something on the wall in HUGE letters. it said “if an alien is about to take out your colon and eat your pancreas, then DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON!!! And under all that huge print was a little red button. Well I thought and thought and thought some more. So I decided. No one can resist pushing a shiney red Button. So i pushed it. At firs nothing happened. Except I felt a slight twinge in my left armpit. I stood there for a few more seconds when All of a sudden I looked to my left........ And there was nothing there.

hahahaha nice cig dude. Hahaha ahhhh I love it!

Xtrm Liability wrote:


hahahaha nice cig dude. Hahaha ahhhh I love it!

thanks it is freaking great isn’t it?

Freak yes!

*Rated PG version of Xtrm’s post*

Something just doesn’t feel right.

Yeah.....whatever....

Legends are usually bad news. There’s not a lot of difference between heroes and madmen...

WTF?

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