1.) With all the war going on how are you going to fund training for soldiers?
ans.) We will be buying many ps3 systems with the killzone bundle pack. It allows us to succesfully train our soldiers in all combat suituations.
2.) Before ps3 comes out, what would you be using for present training?
ans.) Well, we have currently been using the old style NES system called the “famicom” as a source of traning. It also keeps us occupied and entertained while we watch our infantry die and fall apart.
3.) Are you fucking alright niggah?
Ans.) Wtf (holds interviewer by throat against wall) im not black, im gonna fuck your sister now.

