Oranje's Crazy Email Poems

I get a fair bit of junk mail here at work. Ocasionally I get crazy ones that have poor spelling, grammar and syntax. They are often very short and haiku like. This thread is dedicated to those people who take the time to send me these little gems.

lol,Why you always type in,Oranje’s!

No please ..

Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive.

From: Carolina Ellis [hsmarket@dragonlasers.com] (dragonlasers.com? wtf?)

Carolina writes:

Good very goodUndone and. I do for heavenSo I were. Though little he do feel.





“I do for heavenSo I were." So true CarolinaSo true...[sic]

You can take an aussie out of Australia, but you can never take the australian out of an aussie

Oranje wrote: From: Carolina Ellis [hsmarket@dragonlasers.com] (dragonlasers.com? wtf?)

Carolina writes:

Good very goodUndone and. I do for heavenSo I were. Though little he do feel.







“I do for heavenSo I were." So true CarolinaSo true...[sic]

lol .. it looks like you have some admirers !!

Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive.

I forgot to mention the subject of the email... “Of wonder that hathTo be."

From: Carol Welch [tdifj@bootyisland.com]

Subject: (No Subject)

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