Oranje's Crazy Email Poems

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I get a fair bit of junk mail here at work. Ocasionally I get crazy ones that have poor spelling, grammar and syntax. They are often very short and haiku like. This thread is dedicated to those people who take the time to send me these little gems.

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lol,Why you always type in,Oranje’s!

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No please ..

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From: Carolina Ellis [hsmarket@dragonlasers.com] (dragonlasers.com? wtf?)

Carolina writes:

Good very goodUndone and. I do for heavenSo I were. Though little he do feel.





“I do for heavenSo I were." So true CarolinaSo true...[sic]

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lol .. it looks like you have some admirers !!

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I forgot to mention the subject of the email... “Of wonder that hathTo be."

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From: Carol Welch [tdifj@bootyisland.com]

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O RLY?