I’ve been browsing around lately and I’ve noticed that Pagemaster always gives some really stupid relationship advice. “Check out an online dating site, so many people I know have found love on there, and they are so happy!"
Seriously dude? SERIOUSLY? :|
You don’t even know what you’re talking about. Your posts are useless spam.
First of all, you keep saying that online relationships are the best, and they work so well. You’re not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you bud?
Your first girlfriend went on a cruise with her family and made out and messed around with another guy and cheated on you. You forgave her, and she STILL left you and your desperate skinny whiteboy,nerdy self.
You dated another girl, her name was like Kristen or something like that? I don’t remember. It doesn’t matter. This relationship was great wasn’t it? I bet she sure liked your 8.5 inch E-PENIS. She eventually got bored and left you, (of course) Her excuse was that the distance was too much, and she didn’t like it. We all know that’s not true because she went back to her ex boyfriend who lives even FURTHER than you do! She probably saw your tiny, ugly internet-exaggerated weiner and ran while she still could. I guess she found out you lied about your penis size and decided the train rides weren’t worth it to see you anymore. It’s too bad that you e-penis is 8 sizes larger than your real one.
Are you seriously still going to say online dating works? You just can’t get a girlfriend that’s actually SEEN you for real and won’t run away!
Here we go again, the girl’s name is Brittany this time. She lives like 77 miles away, and you are waiting to save all of your birthday money to go see her and sing her songs. You even plan on staying at Cids house.
First of all, it’s 77 miles. That’s not very far. You’re like 18, and you’re saving birthday money to go see her. How much of a loser are you? Once you get there, what are you going to do? She’s just going to shut her door in your face as soon as she sees how much of a hobbit you are.
You think you know everything and you’re so knowledgeable about the world and relationships.
I’d like to see you date a real girl, a decent one. One that you don’t have to pay for to follow you around and say she’s yours. Let’s see it!
Here’s a little word of advice, quit preaching to everyone else about online dating, and get a girlfriend you can actually see. You may as well be dating your computer screen.
Do the world a favour and get off MVC and come back when you aren’t such a computer-boning hobbit.
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