pick and write ur sentence =D

pick your favorite number out of 1-12 and dont look

1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - i ran shirtless with
5 - I smoked with
6 - I beat
7 - I cuddled with
8 - I banged
9 - I shot
10 - I robbed
11 - I stabbed
12 - I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - my lover
02 - a dog
03 -a hottie
04 - A homo
05 - a rock star
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a french fry
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - your mom
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - a horse
14 - a drink
15 - the kool-aid man
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 -a crack head
20 - a condom
21 - a homeless guy
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the cookie monster
24 - a easter egg
25 -a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - my boyfriend
29 - Paris Hilton
30 - a mop
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because I’m sexy like that
Pink - Because I’m good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I’m gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have doubla golf balle D’s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
blue - because I’m a pimp
Shirtless - because I’ve got abs
Ty dye- because I didn’t like the way they looked at me

3 - I ran naked with
03 -a hottie
White - because that hoe stole my taco

I smoked with the trojan man because I’m sexy like that

I robbed barney the dinosaur because I’m a pimp .

Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive.

I love you because I have doubla golf balle D’s

I ran shirtless with a crackhead because I love marijuana.

I shot a mop because I’m a pimp...... wtf?

i ran naked with a condom beacuse im good in bed...

I love U

I cuddled with my lover because I had to.

I cuddled with a french fry because I’m sexy like that

you cant see me

8 - I banged
01 - my lover
White - because that hoe stole my taco

I ran naked with a french fry because I didn’t like the way they looked at my XD!

I smoked with a bum because I’m a pimp

The real one:
I smoked with a homeless guy because I love to snort cocaine.

A cooler one:
I ate my lover because that hoe stole my taco

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i cuddled with a porn star because i’m a pimp.....

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here is a funny one
i banged your mom beacuse i am a pimp

I smoked with a crack head because I’m a pimp?

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I smoked with a teletubby because I’m sexy like that..

Funny..

I have smoked with a teletubby.

A stuffed one.

I shot a stripper because I smoked crack.