Pick-up Lines

Tell us your best pick-up lines.

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No.

“You cannot dream yourself into a character. You must hammer and forge yourself one-James A. Froude”

Kratos-Sama wrote: No.

ima cry myself to sleep now

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You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

That was my pick up line?

“You cannot dream yourself into a character. You must hammer and forge yourself one-James A. Froude”

l3376543210 wrote: You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

Lol

My love for you is like diarrhea
I just cant hold it in

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Kratos-Sama wrote: That was my pick up line?

oh nice


i bet you get lots a gurls with that one

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I’ve got a friend who, sometimes, told girls that they couldn’t handle his cock.

So they fucked him to prove him wrong. I know he got a couple girls like that. haha

Rise of Shinra

hey bay b thur r party in mai armor n ur invited

Tits or GTFO

Sammich plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2 things about me are commitment and changing my self

Bitch get naked.

Write that down.

Cid wrote: I’ve got a friend who, sometimes, told girls that they couldn’t handle his cock.

So they fucked him to prove him wrong. I know he got a couple girls like that. haha

oh wow


ima try that

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-King- wrote: Bitch get naked.

Write that down.

*pulls out note pad*
what els you got???

-King- wrote: Bitch get naked.

Write that down.

i will

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King Dragon wrote:

Cid wrote: I’ve got a friend who, sometimes, told girls that they couldn’t handle his cock.

So they fucked him to prove him wrong. I know he got a couple girls like that. haha

oh wow


ima try that

lol. I might just try it too. ha

Rise of Shinra

Cid wrote:

King Dragon wrote:

Cid wrote: I’ve got a friend who, sometimes, told girls that they couldn’t handle his cock.

So they fucked him to prove him wrong. I know he got a couple girls like that. haha

oh wow


ima try that

lol. I might just try it too. ha

I can already see how this is gunna work out..lol

Cid wrote:

King Dragon wrote:

Cid wrote: I’ve got a friend who, sometimes, told girls that they couldn’t handle his cock.

So they fucked him to prove him wrong. I know he got a couple girls like that. haha

oh wow


ima try that

lol. I might just try it too. ha

LoL


your responsible for my medical billz if i get hurt

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You know, alot of guys think there minds are down here...* Points at penis* Well, I want you to BLOW MY MIND.

Zepatar wrote: You know, alot of guys think there minds are down here...* Points at penis* Well, I want you to BLOW MY MIND.

LMAO

I lost my teddy bear. Can i sleep with you?

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