If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
There’s this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn’t go by myself.....
They call me “coffee”. I grind so fine
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, “Particularly nice weather."
My name is Justin. Justincredible.
HA!
(I got one.....)
'If I could rearange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together....'
:P
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
Some of my favorites are the Pokemon related ones:
“Hey, I’ve got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?"
“I’ve got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I’ll show you his move Earthquake."
“You make me feel like Geodude, you make me rock hard."
“You remind me of Deoxys, you’re out of this world."
“Do you wanna battle, cuz my balls are at the ready?"
“When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder."
“I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because your stunning."
Eh, at least I thought these were decently funny.
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