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Some Windows Live Plus Scripts told me...lol...msn these days...
“Vin Diesel once caught a dinosaur with some dental floss and a pull tab from a beer can."
“There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue."
“Mr. T believes in the Golden Rule: The Man with the Gold... Rules."
“Vin Diesel’s blood type is Dr. Pepper negative."
" Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a ^hole^. Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq."
“The use of Mr. T in war has been outlawed by the Geneva Convention. Mr. T does not listen to that jibb-jabba."
“There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."
“Vin Diesel has not attended school since ripping out is second grade teacher’s liver and blinding 3 other students. He did so in a fit of anger, for he could not find the Steve-Irwin-Covered-In-Fire-Ants colored crayon."
“When Jesus said, “Let anyone among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone,” Vin Diesel threw a stone . . . at Jesus."
“Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage."
“Mr. T sits at the end of rainbows waiting for greedy fools to pity”
“Yo momma’s so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!"
“In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris."
“Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."
“Vin Diesel once pulled a knife on Dane Cook, to which Dane exclaimed, “Are you out of your fucking mind?!" Vin Diesel then proceeded to eat the knife, to which Dane replied, “You really are out of your fucking mind!!"
“Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.“
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“Hitler wasn’t crazy, though, he only witnessed Mr T and Chuck Norris in the same room, an image that burned into his retina permanently.“
Also
“MC Hammer is black because light can’t touch him”
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Rep: 47chuck norris' tears cure cancer.
too bad he never cries
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Rep: 133lol 2 I made...
“Only is soviet russia you can touch mc hammer but he cant touch you."
“Only is soviet russia could you round house kick chuck norris”
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Rep: 47i dont get these soviet russia jokes like
“In soviet russia, the princess is not in the other castle, YOU are!"
i made this rigth now 
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Rep: 47SKITTLES666 wrote:
lolol
but why is this funny?
i dont get it...
i truly dont get it...
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Rep: 133gabmed wrote:
SKITTLES666 wrote:
lolol
but why is this funny?
i dont get it...
i truly dont get it...
Along with how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop, the world may never know. 
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Rep: 58in soviet russia, the tootsie pop licks you!
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Rep: 47jomas the grunt wrote:
in soviet russia, the tootsie pop licks you!
In soviet russia, chuck norris cant search for you, YOU find chuck norris!
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Rep: 133gabmed wrote:
jomas the grunt wrote:
in soviet russia, the tootsie pop licks you!
In soviet russia, chuck norris cant search for you, YOU find chuck norris!
Oreally? CLICK ME
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