And OMG she is prolly the finest piece of woman I have ever seen, seriously. I am usually pretty slick when it comes to talking to chicks I dont even know but this chick puts some kinda spell on me, how do you go up to a life guard you dont even know? What should I say?
SILVERXXX wrote:
And OMG she is prolly the finest piece of woman I have ever seen, seriously. I am usually pretty slick when it comes to talking to chicks I dont even know but this chick puts some kinda spell on me, how do you go up to a life guard you dont even know? What should I say?
Well stop lying about being smooth with chicks and stalk her sicne thats the closest your ever going to be with women
SILVERXXX wrote:
And OMG she is prolly the finest piece of woman I have ever seen, seriously. I am usually pretty slick when it comes to talking to chicks I dont even know but this chick puts some kinda spell on me, how do you go up to a life guard you dont even know? What should I say?
Well Since im the pimp of pimps,
If your goodlooking/built it will help (esp if its at a swimmin pool).
Aight.. stare at her with a Ur gorgeous stare (not a im a kill you) stare or (Im obsessed, ive never seen a girl before stare).
Then if she gives u contact with her eyes, u smile and look away.
Approach her later, with a “hey Im ....." if she gives u her name she could be slightly interested.
And speak about life (somewhere in there mention how beautiful she looks). But dont make it a (im only talkin to u cause ya hawt ).
Then act appon the situtation.
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SILVERXXX wrote:
And OMG she is prolly the finest piece of woman I have ever seen, seriously. I am usually pretty slick when it comes to talking to chicks I dont even know but this chick puts some kinda spell on me, how do you go up to a life guard you dont even know? What should I say?
Dont be a fucking weirdo and stare at her all the time
thats not cool
and dont appear to stalk her
but make casual conversating
and dont listen to that one person who said to tell her shes beautiful on first conversation
thats dumb
at least act like you love swimming
and that is why you are at the pool
but first things first
you better damn well be in the right age range to be checking her out
otherwise you dont have a chance
also dont look like a loser and go to the pool without friends all the time
but dont be a cocky asshole if your friends are there
SILVERXXX wrote:
And OMG she is prolly the finest piece of woman I have ever seen, seriously. I am usually pretty slick when it comes to talking to chicks I dont even know but this chick puts some kinda spell on me, how do you go up to a life guard you dont even know? What should I say?
Dont be a fucking weirdo and stare at her all the time
thats not cool
and dont appear to stalk her
but make casual conversating
and dont listen to that one person who said to tell her shes beautiful on first conversation
thats dumb
at least act like you love swimming
and that is why you are at the pool
but first things first
you better damn well be in the right age range to be checking her out
otherwise you dont have a chance
also dont look like a loser and go to the pool without friends all the time
but dont be a cocky asshole if your friends are there
Exccuusseee mee.. I have gotten enough women in ma life that I can give some good dayum advice.
MMMM’Kay??
__________________
I train myself to fight an army, so no man can break me
DMX wrote:
Made me a leader before I was ready to lead, Took away my hunger but didn’t give me greed.
SILVERXXX wrote:
And OMG she is prolly the finest piece of woman I have ever seen, seriously. I am usually pretty slick when it comes to talking to chicks I dont even know but this chick puts some kinda spell on me, how do you go up to a life guard you dont even know? What should I say?
Dont be a fucking weirdo and stare at her all the time
thats not cool
and dont appear to stalk her
but make casual conversating
and dont listen to that one person who said to tell her shes beautiful on first conversation
thats dumb
at least act like you love swimming
and that is why you are at the pool
but first things first
you better damn well be in the right age range to be checking her out
otherwise you dont have a chance
also dont look like a loser and go to the pool without friends all the time
but dont be a cocky asshole if your friends are there
Yeah I agree with the not telling her she’s beautiful right away. If done wrongly, it can come across as creepy.
One of the worst lines I’ve heard to date: “Hi how are you. Just to let you know I only say hi to beautiful girls”.
SILVERXXX wrote:
And OMG she is prolly the finest piece of woman I have ever seen, seriously. I am usually pretty slick when it comes to talking to chicks I dont even know but this chick puts some kinda spell on me, how do you go up to a life guard you dont even know? What should I say?
just do what i do when she is not looking take a bat hiter over the head and just fuck her right then and there in front of every one
LOL this is hilarious....I like the “pimps” idea but you girls on this site say it’s wrong. Fuck I am confused..... oh and idk because I am 16 and she came across as 17 or 18, lol it’s like she is really 21 or some shit like that!
don’t take these peoples advice. they have been on the computer all weekend, i on the other hand was busy. you have to talk to her and find out what she’s about. she may be out for a good time or looking for something more serious, either way you may have to lie your way to the goal. good luck kid, and there’s nothing wrong with lying to the ladies. trust me,they love it, if you can get away with it.
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