Stop Alien Abductions!

26 Oct 2009 07:50 am

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THIS WEBSITE TELLS YOU HOW TO MAKE A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET, THE MATERIALS AND TOOLS YOU NEED TO MAKE ONE, AND WHERE YOU CAN OBTAIN THE MATERIALS

IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK FOR YOU

Yes it’s true! With only $30 in materials you Too can stop Aliens from abducting you! Unless ofcourse they tackle you and rip off your Velcro Hat... But that’s only happened 4 times since 1998...

STOP ALIENS NAO!

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Phew! Those Aliens have been stalking me.. I Needz Dis! ************** 56%

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I wuz Tackled by Aliens and all I got was this stupid helmet! ********* 33%

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Meh.. My Duct Tape helmet works fine *** 11%

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26 Oct 2009 09:19 am

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NO NO ITS TRUE , LOOOK;

ALIEN ABDUCTEE FROM AUSTRIA WEARING A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET SHE MADE FROM DIRECTIONS ON THIS WEB SITE.

“I have been abducted by aliens for years and found
stopabductions.com by a happy coincidence.

The Thought Screen Helmet,
invented by an expert, has
stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly
recommend it.“

ALIEN ABDUCTEE FROM KENTUCKY WEARING A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET

“Since trying Michael Menkin’s Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.

My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity.“

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lol these people. I wonder how they function in life with thinking that. I mean could you imagine telling some one you were being “mind controlled” by aliens? lol.

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26 Oct 2009 09:42 am

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Indalecio wrote: lol these people. I wonder how they function in life with thinking that. I mean could you imagine telling some one you were being “mind controlled” by aliens? lol.

This is not a fucking laughing matter! They are out there.

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Thanks, been looking for one of these, now those fuckers from the Zeta Herculis Moving Group wont be able to read my thoughts.

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Indalecio wrote: lol these people. I wonder how they function in life with thinking that. I mean could you imagine telling some one you were being “mind controlled” by aliens? lol.

We are just liek you, 'cept we dont wanna be enslaved by a super advanced race of aliens.

The tall guys from the Zeta Reticuli system have a partial fondness to anal probing you.

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oh hai wrote:
Indalecio wrote: lol these people. I wonder how they function in life with thinking that. I mean could you imagine telling some one you were being “mind controlled” by aliens? lol.

This is not a fucking laughing matter! They are out there.

People don’t need to fear when Me, You, Xtrm and Ros are around...

All they need to do is call the Alien-Team

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So if I put this on....It will keep them from probing my ass?

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Geass wrote: So if I put this on....It will keep them from probing my ass?

actually you need the special model for that

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Finally!!!
thanks i really needed that, i’ve been looking for 1 since i was abducted and raped by aliens, they like my cock!

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too late for one of those... i already have 4 different satellites up my ass

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LeClairity wrote:
oh hai wrote:
Indalecio wrote: lol these people. I wonder how they function in life with thinking that. I mean could you imagine telling some one you were being “mind controlled” by aliens? lol.

This is not a fucking laughing matter! They are out there.

People don’t need to fear when Me, You, Xtrm and Ros are around...

All they need to do is call the Alien-Team

LMFAO Haha check out Ross.

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What if I want to be abducted?? Wait ... are aliens HOT?

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TiggerLover wrote: What if I want to be abducted?? Wait ... are aliens HOT?

That all depends... Are you hot?

*Illegally crosses U.S. / Canadian border cautious of screen helmets*

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Well, it wouldn’t be right for me to say, but I have been told that I am Hot. Of course, HOT is in the eye of the beholder.

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TiggerLover wrote: Well, it wouldn’t be right for me to say, but I have been told that I am Hot. Of course, HOT is in the eye of the beholder.

BEER holder not beholder.

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That too! Although I am not really a beer drinker, more into the hard liquor!

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