1. A burgler was breaking into a house, it was all cought on camera. He threw some stuff into some bags and went down into the basement to look for stuff, he found a fireman hat from 9/11.
"...I’m not taking this." he said as he put the hat back down, he dropped the bag, and left the house.
2. A man with a injured back went sky-diving one day, but his parachute failed to deploy, he hit the ground, stood up moments later, perfectly fine. He had landed in mud, and it was found out he no longer suffered from back problems.
I’ll think of more, now you post some!
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