4. The size of our footballs, fields and one less Down
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Mr. Dress-up can kick Mr. Rogers ass
9. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin’ Donuts ass
10. In the war of 1812, Canadians pushed the Americans so far
back…passed their ‘White House ‘, we burned it… and most of
Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and
hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away so we went
home and partied… Go figure.
11. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to
Germany.
12. We have the largest English population that never-ever surrendered
or withdrew during any war.
13. Our civil war was a big bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
14. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American
Mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing… but showed up just
in time to get caught.
15. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
16. The Hudson’s Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth’s surface
and is still around as the world’s oldest Company.
17. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in
under 3 minutes.
18. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
19. We don’t marry our kin-folk.
20. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, zambonis, the long
distance and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
21. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell
about it.
22. Oh ya…and the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your
hands with mitts on.
On behalf of my fellow Canadians, you are welcome - lol.
BTW, there are many other things to add to #20.
AND don’t forget all of our Canadian comedians - Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Dan Ackroyd, John Candy, Howie Mandel, Leslie Neilson, Russell Peters, Martin Short and many more!
Although about point #10...I’m not sure who led the British troops when the White House was burned. But William Lyon MacKenzie didn’t immigrate to Canada until 1820.
Edit: Actually, after looking it up it appears to be Major General Robert Ross who led the British troops.
The Surfer wrote:
Lacrosse is Native American actually.
Yes that’s true.
About point #13 - I guess the closest we came to a civil war were the rebellions in Upper and Lower Canada in 1837 and 1838. That’s where William Lyon MacKenzie comes in. He led the rebellions in Upper Canada.
And sorry, one last one. Point #16 - the Hudson’s Bay Company is Canada’s oldest company. And it certainly takes its place in the list of the world’s oldest companies. But, it’s not the oldest company in the world.
The Hudson Bay company started in England so that was just stupid. How about they can be proud of the fact that they got there assess kicked so bad in WW2 that we pretty much used them as cannon fodder.
Read this if your a dumb ass wrote:
The Hudson Bay company started in England so that was just stupid. How about they can be proud of the fact that they got there assess kicked so bad in WW2 that we pretty much used them as cannon fodder.
The company was actually founded in what is now Canada after a Royal Charter granted the land to “the Governor and Company of Adventurers of England trading into Hudson Bay”.
So I’m not sure if you’re referring to the charter or the fact that the people who did the trading were referred to as “English”.
Read this if your a dumb ass wrote:
The Hudson Bay company started in England so that was just stupid. How about they can be proud of the fact that they got there assess kicked so bad in WW2 that we pretty much used them as cannon fodder.
The company was actually founded in what is now Canada after a Royal Charter granted the land to “the Governor and Company of Adventurers of England trading into Hudson Bay”.
So I’m not sure if you’re referring to the charter or the fact that the people who did the trading were referred to as “English”.
I’m referring to how it was started in England and with the Kings permission moved to Canada.
Immortal Menace wrote:
Why go back to australia..im already here. and i bet you my house is 10 times better than your piece of shit. and i curb stomp nigga’s heads into pavement. i’d do the same to you bitch
lol, how many Africans are in the NBA? I think you meant dieing of starvation and AIDS is African.
what?
>_>
not the NBA. the idea of Basketball.
It started in Africa.
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Immortal Menace wrote:
Why go back to australia..im already here. and i bet you my house is 10 times better than your piece of shit. and i curb stomp nigga’s heads into pavement. i’d do the same to you bitch
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