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Hey, while youre at it, why not see if youre also eligible for the latest in reverse descrimination policies? Introducting the FemCard. The FemCard is accepted at ALL resturants around the world, simply bring along one male on a date and your meal is FREE, all expenses paid by him! Not only that, if you physically hit a male and he hits you back, the FemCard will reverse all legal and social responsibility onto the man, instantly turning him into a loathsome 'woman basher' even though you hit him first and its completely your fault.
But wait, thats not all! The FemCards greatest benefit is during war. If your country is at war and a military draft is issued, you wont have to worry about being randomly chosen to go risk your life fighting for your country, just stay at home and take care of the kids while hubbys away. Plus, if youre in some kind of life and death emergency, like a sinking ship, a housefire or a plane crash, you and your children will be the first to be saved while the men will be expected to politely go to their own death.
So what are you waiting for? Order your FemCard now! It lasts your whole life and you only need a vagina to apply!
Shaun of the Living wrote:
Hey, while you’re at it, why not see if you’re also eligible for the latest in reverse descrimination policies? Introducting the FemCard. The FemCard is accepted at ALL resturants around the world, simply bring along one male on a date and your meal is FREE, all expenses paid by him! Not only that, if you physically hit a male and he hits you back, the FemCard will reverse all legal and social responsibility onto the man, instantly turning him into a loathsome 'woman basher' even though you hit him first and it’s completely your fault.
But wait, that’s not all! The FemCard’s greatest benefit is during war. If your country is at war and a military draft is issued, you won’t have to worry about being randomly chosen to go risk your life fighting for your country, just stay at home and take care of the kid’s while hubby’s away. Plus, if you’re in some kind of life and death emergency, like a sinking ship, a housefire or a plane crash, you and your children will be the first to be saved while the men will be expected to politely go to their own death.
So what are you waiting for? Order your FemCard now! It lasts your whole life and you only need a vagina to apply!
*Not available in the Middle East.
But that card has side effects of lots of pain (e.g. child birth and menstruation).
I’ll gladly give you those benefits if you’re willing to take all the pain that goes along with it.
Shaun of the Living wrote:
Hey, while you’re at it, why not see if you’re also eligible for the latest in reverse descrimination policies? Introducting the FemCard. The FemCard is accepted at ALL resturants around the world, simply bring along one male on a date and your meal is FREE, all expenses paid by him! Not only that, if you physically hit a male and he hits you back, the FemCard will reverse all legal and social responsibility onto the man, instantly turning him into a loathsome 'woman basher' even though you hit him first and it’s completely your fault.
But wait, that’s not all! The FemCard’s greatest benefit is during war. If your country is at war and a military draft is issued, you won’t have to worry about being randomly chosen to go risk your life fighting for your country, just stay at home and take care of the kid’s while hubby’s away. Plus, if you’re in some kind of life and death emergency, like a sinking ship, a housefire or a plane crash, you and your children will be the first to be saved while the men will be expected to politely go to their own death.
So what are you waiting for? Order your FemCard now! It lasts your whole life and you only need a vagina to apply!
*Not available in the Middle East.
But that card has side effects of lots of pain (e.g. child birth and menstruation).
I’ll gladly give you those benefits if you’re willing to take all the pain that goes along with it.
Wow I didn’t know that menstruation and childbirth (both of which are biological functions which men are completely not responsible for) give women the excuse to demand money from men, use reverse discrimination against them, expect them to sacrifice themself in wars/emergencies, get complete custody of children in almost all divorce situations, hit men without being expected to be hit back, make jokes about men but complain when men tell women jokes, campaign for research to cure breast cancer but give no effort to help fund cures for prostate cancer (which affects just as many men as women are affected by breast cancer), make thousands of false rape allegations every year against men, use affirmative action to unfairly take jobs that belonged to more qualified men, stereotype men as the primary causes of domestic violence (even though women actually cause more than men and commit 55% of child murders, whereas men commit 6%) complain about violence against women even though men are five times more likely to be murdered, statistically cheat on their partners more than men (but call men 'insensetive' anyway) ... and basically bitch about how hard their life is for being women when they have so much more for doing so much less.
Shaun of the Living wrote:
Hey, while you’re at it, why not see if you’re also eligible for the latest in reverse descrimination policies? Introducting the FemCard. The FemCard is accepted at ALL resturants around the world, simply bring along one male on a date and your meal is FREE, all expenses paid by him! Not only that, if you physically hit a male and he hits you back, the FemCard will reverse all legal and social responsibility onto the man, instantly turning him into a loathsome 'woman basher' even though you hit him first and it’s completely your fault.
But wait, that’s not all! The FemCard’s greatest benefit is during war. If your country is at war and a military draft is issued, you won’t have to worry about being randomly chosen to go risk your life fighting for your country, just stay at home and take care of the kid’s while hubby’s away. Plus, if you’re in some kind of life and death emergency, like a sinking ship, a housefire or a plane crash, you and your children will be the first to be saved while the men will be expected to politely go to their own death.
So what are you waiting for? Order your FemCard now! It lasts your whole life and you only need a vagina to apply!
*Not available in the Middle East.
But that card has side effects of lots of pain (e.g. child birth and menstruation).
I’ll gladly give you those benefits if you’re willing to take all the pain that goes along with it.
Wow I didn’t know that menstruation and childbirth (both of which are biological functions which men are completely not responsible for) give women the excuse to demand money from men, use reverse discrimination against them, expect them to sacrifice themself in wars/emergencies, get complete custody of children in almost all divorce situations, hit men without being expected to be hit back, make jokes about men but complain when men tell women jokes, campaign for research to cure breast cancer but give no effort to help fund cures for prostate cancer (which affects just as many men as women are affected by breast cancer), make thousands of false rape allegations every year against men, use affirmative action to unfairly take jobs that belonged to more qualified men, stereotype men as the primary causes of domestic violence (even though women actually cause more than men and commit 55% of child murders, whereas men commit 6%) complain about violence against women even though men are five times more likely to be murdered, statistically cheat on their partners more than men (but call men 'insensetive' anyway) ... and basically bitch about how hard their life is for being women when they have so much more for doing so much less.
Um excuse me? Looks like you have an axe to grind or something.
I pay my own way and I work very hard.
At my one workplace that had both men and women in the same office space do you want to know how it went? All the women worked their asses off, put in unpaid overtime, and did all kinds of extra jobs that didn’t have to do with their job description.
The men in the office refused to do work that they were asked to do by their bosses, came in late, left early, and only put in extra work if literally forced to.
I’m not saying that every office dynamic is like that, but you need to be careful when you make such sweeping generalizations.
Etain wrote:
Um excuse me? Looks like you have an axe to grind or something
That’s always me.
Etain wrote:
I’m not saying that every office dynamic is like that, but you need to be careful when you make such sweeping generalizations.
I’m not making sweeping generalizations about ALL women, most of these are just statistics or my experiences (which I realise do not apply to all individuals). I’m just offended that women as a whole make extremely unfair double standards against men, and nobody speaks out against it. Even when they do, people defend it like you did, as if the fact that you have some biological annoyances we don’t justifies sexism against men. That’s like me saying “Well, we shouldn’t give a shit about prejudice against blacks, because they don’t have to deal with skin cancer like whites do."
Are you a black person living In the
U.S./Europe? Well I have good news
for YOU. You, because you are black,
are able to use the race card.
Didn’t get a job? The race card
will make it so you are hired.
were you arrested for a
crime?The race card
Is good for That too.
the racecard getting out of
legal situations,unearned job
opportunities,Filing Frivolous
lawsuits AND more.Be sure
to get our new Racecard 2009
platinum edition and racecard
2010 In march. The race card!
Useful since the 1970s.
lol,although being white has it’s benefits too I’m sure.
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