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#1
01-23-2010 07:39 PM
42 yr old Gay Virgin
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Hey guys,

Well it’s been another two years since I started my last thread, and I’m still pathetic and a virgin.

Women treat me like a doormat even more than before,and my guy friends from work are my only comfort.

Seeing all of this I have decided I want to become a Homosexual and seduce one of my friends.

But I don’t know what to expect.

So I just want to ask what a penis penetrating one’s anal cavity may feel like,and what level of pain I might suffer my first time.

Also how do I be subtle in letting my straight friends know that I suck penis without freaking them out.

Also give me an estimate of how much vodka will I need to make said friends so drunk that they will have gay sex with me.

#2
01-23-2010 07:40 PM
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Gab
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Look below.
Bingo. Or boingo, if you may.


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#3
01-23-2010 07:42 PM
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AK-4Deception
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Gay virgin?
Im guessing gays should really have a problem losing it sense.......men just wanna fuck,lol.


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#4
01-23-2010 07:55 PM
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Man of Sin
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Balls Deep In Anjte Traue's Poon <3
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42 yr old Gay Virgin wrote: Hey guys,

Well it’s been another two years since I started my last thread, and I’m still pathetic and a virgin.

Women treat me like a doormat even more than before,and my guy friends from work are my only comfort.

Seeing all of this I have decided I want to become a Homosexual and seduce one of my friends.

But I don’t know what to expect.

So I just want to ask what a penis penetrating one’s anal cavity may feel like,and what level of pain I might suffer my first time.

Also how do I be subtle in letting my straight friends know that I suck penis without freaking them out.

Also give me an estimate of how much vodka will I need to make said friends so drunk that they will have gay sex with me.



lol


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Edited 01-23-2010 07:57 PM by Man of Sin
#5
01-23-2010 08:35 PM
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Magnum Miracles
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Goodbye, and have a nice life.
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bugeye


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Edited 01-23-2010 08:35 PM by Magnum Miracles
#6
01-23-2010 10:34 PM
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lol fail. This isn’t him.


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#7
01-23-2010 10:38 PM
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Maximus_lulz wrote: lol fail. This isn’t him.



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#8
01-23-2010 11:03 PM
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42 yr old Gay Virgin wrote: Hey guys,

Well it’s been another two years since I started my last thread, and I’m still pathetic and a virgin.

Women treat me like a doormat even more than before,and my guy friends from work are my only comfort.

Seeing all of this I have decided I want to become a Homosexual and seduce one of my friends.

But I don’t know what to expect.

So I just want to ask what a penis penetrating one’s anal cavity may feel like,and what level of pain I might suffer my first time.

Also how do I be subtle in letting my straight friends know that I suck penis without freaking them out.

Also give me an estimate of how much vodka will I need to make said friends so drunk that they will have gay sex with me.



Lol


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#9
01-23-2010 11:04 PM
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FAIL your not chillyman


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#10
01-23-2010 11:05 PM
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Stridah
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#noided
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Kind of like a chair, but probably a little bit different.


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#11
01-23-2010 11:06 PM
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UpNORTHxLADYBoss
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It feels like your being stabbed in the ass with a metal rod.


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01-23-2010 11:06 PM
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Skeetles wrote: It feels like your being stabbed in the ass with a metal rod.


A warm metal rod...

#13
04-10-2012 12:48 AM
kibira
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If you want a good fuck, I, a female Asian, will give you a nice fuck for free~ it’ll give you a nice feeling how a pussy feels like on your c*ck~

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04-10-2012 12:52 AM
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Kid KO
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kibira wrote: If you want a good fuck, I, a female Asian, will give you a nice fuck for free~ it’ll give you a nice feeling how a pussy feels like on your c*ck~


ASIANS FTW!!! cool


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Edited 04-10-2012 12:53 AM by Kid KO
#15
04-10-2012 01:00 AM
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I don’t even....


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#16
04-10-2012 02:58 AM
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Try this mate


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Edited 04-10-2012 02:58 AM by Sheep in wolfs clothing
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