what kind of zombie would you be?

well theres the flesh eating kind, the brain eating kind, and the kind that turn other people into zombies.

id be the zombie turner into type, always getting new recruits for the zombie community lol

Mr. X

An assimilating zombie. So whenever I kill something, it’s corpse gets assimilated into my body.

Mmmm.. Brains.

Rise of Shinra

assimilating zombie, thats friggin awesome

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there are 2 kinds of Zombies. Flesh eating ones that turn people into other zombies. The only zombie movie that has zombies craving brains is Return of the Living dead.

And the other kind is Spiritual Voodoo Zombies.

well they say the brain would taste like a eggmcmuffin with a whole stick of butter. No wonder zombies love them.

but so fating to lol

my other ride is your girlfriend.

I’d be the slow, freaky zombie.

NEREVAR117 wrote: I’d be the slow, freaky zombie.

Aka a Normal Fucking Zombie?

I would be the kind that runs 50mph and mercilessly tears people to shreds.

Id be the Zombie thats in a Oak Brown Casket with roses on top getting humped/kissed by all your moms/sisters/girls etc..!! Yeaa boyy..!

Seriously guys..

A Zombie = a Dead person.. ya cant move ya NERDZ!

“It feels great when alot of losers are around.."

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote: Id be the Zombie thats in a Oak Brown Casket with roses on top getting humped/kissed by all your moms/sisters/girls etc..!! Yeaa boyy..!

Seriously guys..

A Zombie = a Dead person.. ya cant move ya NERDZ!

GTFO queerboy.

Totalitus wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote: Id be the Zombie thats in a Oak Brown Casket with roses on top getting humped/kissed by all your moms/sisters/girls etc..!! Yeaa boyy..!

Seriously guys..

A Zombie = a Dead person.. ya cant move ya NERDZ!

GTFO queerboy.

LAME. You suck at life.

“It feels great when alot of losers are around.."

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote:

Totalitus wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote: Id be the Zombie thats in a Oak Brown Casket with roses on top getting humped/kissed by all your moms/sisters/girls etc..!! Yeaa boyy..!

Seriously guys..

A Zombie = a Dead person.. ya cant move ya NERDZ!

GTFO queerboy.

LAME. You suck at life.

I lol’d at your fail.

Totalitus wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote:

Totalitus wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote: Id be the Zombie thats in a Oak Brown Casket with roses on top getting humped/kissed by all your moms/sisters/girls etc..!! Yeaa boyy..!

Seriously guys..

A Zombie = a Dead person.. ya cant move ya NERDZ!

GTFO queerboy.

LAME. You suck at life.

I lol’d at your fail.

Like when a girl sees ya penis?

“It feels great when alot of losers are around.."

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote:

Totalitus wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote:

Totalitus wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote: Id be the Zombie thats in a Oak Brown Casket with roses on top getting humped/kissed by all your moms/sisters/girls etc..!! Yeaa boyy..!

Seriously guys..

A Zombie = a Dead person.. ya cant move ya NERDZ!

GTFO queerboy.

LAME. You suck at life.

I lol’d at your fail.

Like when a girl sees ya penis?

Once again, you fail.

Totalitus wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote:

Totalitus wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote:

Totalitus wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote: Id be the Zombie thats in a Oak Brown Casket with roses on top getting humped/kissed by all your moms/sisters/girls etc..!! Yeaa boyy..!

Seriously guys..

A Zombie = a Dead person.. ya cant move ya NERDZ!

GTFO queerboy.

LAME. You suck at life.

I lol’d at your fail.

Like when a girl sees ya penis?

Once again, you fail.

Oh ok.

G’Night man..

“It feels great when alot of losers are around.."

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote:

Totalitus wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote:

Totalitus wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote: Id be the Zombie thats in a Oak Brown Casket with roses on top getting humped/kissed by all your moms/sisters/girls etc..!! Yeaa boyy..!

Seriously guys..

A Zombie = a Dead person.. ya cant move ya NERDZ!

GTFO queerboy.

LAME. You suck at life.

I lol’d at your fail.

Like when a girl sees ya penis?

Like when your someone sees your girfriend’s penis.

Btw, I’d be one of the immortal zombies, like from Pirates of the Caribbean. At least that way I’m not mindless, and I’m still immune from pain. I’d be terribly ugly at night though.

Sean of the Living wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote:

Totalitus wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote:

Totalitus wrote:

.R.E.A.L.l.T.Y. wrote: Id be the Zombie thats in a Oak Brown Casket with roses on top getting humped/kissed by all your moms/sisters/girls etc..!! Yeaa boyy..!

Seriously guys..

A Zombie = a Dead person.. ya cant move ya NERDZ!

GTFO queerboy.

LAME. You suck at life.

I lol’d at your fail.

Like when a girl sees ya penis?

Like when your someone sees your girfriend’s penis.

Btw, I’d be one of the immortal zombies, like from Pirates of the Caribbean. At least that way I’m not mindless, and I’m still immune from pain. I’d be terribly ugly at night though.

Those ones are pretty cool. But I still say assimilation zombies.

What about a zombie monkey from POTC? That would be cool. You’d get to steal stuff, bite people AND throw poo at them. Besides, who the hell is going to believe that a zombie monkey stole your wallet?