pluto wrote:
lol iv worked with the public when i wos making pizza and let me tell you there never right ever
Except when we are RIGHT
Get Me The Manager !!!! Now !!
Erm, my often-used phrase is, erm, well, i have too many
here we go . . . .
F**k knows. (if i dont really care whats been asked)
Is This The Face Of Concern?? *points to face* (same as above)
It’s All B******s. (for when things are all bollocks )
Ask Me One On Fish, I’m Good On Fish. (for when the question is too hard for me)
How Long’s a Piece Of String?? (for questions that are too obscure for me)
You’re Entitled To My Own Opinion. (for when i KNOW im right )
Where You Born This Thick, Or Is It Just a Hobby? (for when talkin to my amoeba-imitating mates)
pluto wrote:
lol iv worked with the public when i wos making pizza and let me tell you there never right ever
Except when we are RIGHT
Get Me The Manager !!!! Now !!
Erm, my often-used phrase is, erm, well, i have too many
here we go . . . .
F**k knows. (if i dont really care whats been asked)
Is This The Face Of Concern?? *points to face* (same as above)
It’s All B******s. (for when things are all bollocks )
Ask Me One On Fish, I’m Good On Fish. (for when the question is too hard for me)
How Long’s a Piece Of String?? (for questions that are too obscure for me)
You’re Entitled To My Own Opinion. (for when i KNOW im right )
Where You Born This Thick, Or Is It Just a Hobby? (for when talkin to my amoeba-imitating mates)
LMAO - this subject has really tickled me - thanks Pluto
lol phill you always brighten this place up.
this is the funniest
philbert wrote:
You’re Entitled To My Own Opinion. (for when i KNOW im right )
philbert wrote:
Except when we are RIGHT
Get Me The Manager !!!! Now !!
and to this i wouled have replied i am the manager. it wos just a small pizza shop where the owners where never there coz thay got other businesses thay where running. so there wos just me cooking taking orders and dealing with piss heads and the two delivery drivers.
With patience and persistence, you can stick a 10 foot pole up a cats ass sideways..(for when I want to give up but refuse to)
Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one get full first (for when someone needs to be realistic and get their head out of the clouds)
I’m not bitchy, I’m just BRUTALLY HONEST! (for when someone doesn’t like a opinion I give of them when the ask what I REALLY think.
Your name should be LAXXETTE (for when someone is giving you the shits)
Stupid is a state of mind and its population is increasing (for when people are just being idiotic)
How tall are you {person states hight} WOW I DIDN’T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH! For when someone is just speaking bullshit about themselves trying to make themselves sound good.
I’m sorry, I’m not fluent in IDIOT! (when someone is purposefully trying to get you wound up)
YOu should see me in a dress..I LOOK HOT IN A DRESS! (just for the hell of it really..cause I do look hot in a dress)