Why the chicken cross the street...???

Why the chicken cross the street...???

There are so many answer that could be the answer that question. What ever they are, do you want to know what their comments depending to their profession...

Answer from:

* Kindergarten teacher: so the chicken can reach the way

* Plato: To find a better place

* Pope: Only god know

* Police: Give me five minutes with the chicken, then I’ll know why

* Aristoteles : Coz its the nature of chicken

* Captain James T. Kirk : Coz the chicken want to go to other place that the chicken never visits

* Martin Luther King : I dream about the world where all the chickens free to cross the street without the people questioning why

* Machiavelli: The important point is the chicken cross the street, who cares why! at the end of the cross road will determine the motivation of that chicken

* Freud: the fact that all of you so cares about the chicken it shows that you have unhealthy sexual life

* George W Bush: We dont care why the chicken cross the street! we just want to know is that chicken in our side or againts us, is that chicken with ur or cross againts us. There will be no middle side here!

* Darwin: the chicken has pass the long periode of time, and the nature selection with ways and naturaly will eliminate the chicken with crossing the road/street.

* Einstein: Is that chicken cross the street or the street that move beyond the chicken is depending to our sight viewing

* Nelson Mandela; There will be no chicken that questioned by just crossing the street! The chicken is my favorite idol that I will defend to the death

* Thabo Mbeki: We must find out is it true there are corelations between the chicken and the street

* Robert Mugabe; After a long time the street has been controled by white farmer, the poor chicken that has been slaughtered have wait for a long time for the street to given to them and now the poor chicken can cross it with the push of the veteran war chickens. we will take over with our life of that street so the chicken can free to cross and free from afraid coz the english colonial has promised us to reform that street. we will not stop untill the chicken that dont have street to have it one so they can free to cross it without fear.

Go2Movies: There is no prove or evidence that the chicken cross the street.

Trackz: Even the chicken cross the street it doesnt mean that the chicken cross the street you need actual prove for that.

GPlex: Wtf!? The chicken can cross the street with speed of light. Wtf!? Wtf!?

* Ramunematt: There are no chicken cross the street. Who said the chicken cross the street. You need actual proof and stop saying rubbish.


For fun only.... *Darn it... Bad Grammar*...

Papamidnite knowledge about Saint Seiya...

papamidnite420 wrote: and i know all about ss powers and they r like the greek gods but the gold saints only have that gold armor which is givin by zeus...

There were Haribo’s on the other side. Then when it saw it it said “ohh look a bagel!" and ran across the street.

hmm
the chicken crossed the street to get away from KFC
idk

to get away from the spam!

“To sing when you hurt,and to sing when you cry,to sing when you live and to sing when you die”

To get the star on the other side! Aww, he died on the way.
Me to SMG

To walk to the other side because his cruddy ass job which he works hard at doesn’t pay him enough to get a car.

Help me raise my Habamon!

Be’Cuz He had to get to the other side.

“It feels great when alot of losers are around.."

There were Haribo’s on the other side. Then when it saw it it said “ohh look a bagel!" and ran across the street.
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hhehehehe...

for fun only...

Papamidnite knowledge about Saint Seiya...

papamidnite420 wrote: and i know all about ss powers and they r like the greek gods but the gold saints only have that gold armor which is givin by zeus...

Shoulda put one for Rockman Kenny and The Guy that voted for Superman in the Superman vs. Phoenix Ikki debate.

why do we need to know? what business is it of ours what an innocent chicken may or may not have done? is this really a crucial question for all of you? are you really that obsessed with this small feathered creature? maybe the chicken was being HUNTED like an ANIMAL on its own side of the street. are we going to start harassing it for crossing said street? are you ANIMALS?! what is wrong with you people? maybe there was food on the other side he needed to collect for the starvin children. think about the starvin children! are you people really that cruel?! do you want them to die?! you evil spawns of satin! maybe it was a MISSION OF GOD for him to cross the street. are you going to question the will of GOD?! who’s to even say it is a he?! now your jumping to conclusions? or maybe it is just that it seems to you that crossing the street is foolishness! are you accusing males of being foolish? i think so! this prejudice has to stop! stop it now before it spreads to far! maybe there is a wii over there! ever think of that?! maybe he just wants to experience the greatness that is the wii! ever think of that?! i didn’t think so! i rest my case! you are all horrible people!

The chicken crossed the street in order to get away from the people who were asking why it crossed.

Rise of Shinra

Because it was stapled to a baby.

fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote: Because it was stapled to a baby.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken’s back.

kev360 wrote:

fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote: Because it was stapled to a baby.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken’s back.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume!!

fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:

kev360 wrote:

fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote: Because it was stapled to a baby.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken’s back.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume!!

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

kev360 wrote:

fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:

kev360 wrote:

fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote: Because it was stapled to a baby.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken’s back.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume!!

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What color does a baby turn in the microwave?

I dont know, I was too busy masturbating.



What the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it.

to be gangsta

“Death is inevitable... Welcome it as a friend, and it can’t be your enemy”
What I wouldn’t give to start over...

fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:

kev360 wrote:

fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:

kev360 wrote:

fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote: Because it was stapled to a baby.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken’s back.

Whats funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown costume!!

How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.

What’s the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What color does a baby turn in the microwave?

I dont know, I was too busy masturbating.



What the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I dont fuck a sandwich before I eat it.

omg haha

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.

What’s better than a hundred dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to a hundred trees.

why did the chicken cross the street?

better question is...why was the street under the chicken?