You think youre awesome? Youre not.

Get off your high horse. You don’t know shit about shit, but youre too much of a coward to admit it. Admit it, I’ve got the goods on you. I know you imagined this happening at some point, but now that it has, you can’t even stop from pissing your pants.

what a retard. YOU THINK YOUR BETTER THAN AVEY ONE ELSE? WELL YOUR NOT!!!!

YOURE BOTH STUPID AND ONLY WISH YOU CAN BE AS AWESOME AS ME!!! YOU BOTH SUCK AND I RULE!! EVERYBODY BOW DOWN BEFORE ME AND WORSHIP AT MY FEET AND I MAY LET YOU LICK MY TOES CLEAN!! EVERYBODY WHO READS THIS KNOWS I AM THEYRE ONE TRUE MASTER!!!

well sounds like you guys need a fuckin reality check heres 1 now, you guys have nothin better to do then to argue over whos more of a fuckin asshole

take youre realty check and shove it on up your butt. im teh one who hands out tickets here you buttmunch asshole.

heres some advice, most ppl who thinks their awesome or cool or anything prabably isnt so if your comeing on hear to say how awesome and great you are you probably arent okay and if anybody else thinks theit awesome then they are probably wrong and full of theirselfs okay?!!

hehehe, ur awsome dude. I always think like you but am never able to word it just right. If you don’t mind, Im gonna use wut u sed on one of my teachers tommorow ty!

Buddy, let me tell you something, you ain’t nothin and if I get a hold of you in real life ill tear you a new one or maybe even two new ones and show you how just how awesome you are you stupid punk. Keep on posting, ill get you one of these days, nobody says they are more better than me cause i know that aint true. Ive been kickin ass all my life and i just need to meet you once boy and ill show you im better than you cause ill put my fist thru your teeth.

highoctonenascar, you probably have a small penis becuse ppl who have small penises tend to make the most noise and biggest show in order to compesate. also nascar sucks (its only stupid cars going in circles with stupid ppl watching them) and you suck and i rule. i make money off of ppl like you becuse im smarter then most ppl actully im smarter then almost every1.

HighOctaneNascar, you can’t honestly think that bashing the shit out of people makes you better than them?

You losers make me laugh. I am number 1, aces high, A+, a made guy; but you people are pathetic. Look at yourself, I’ve got you beat and there is no way out of it. Give up trying to be better than me, give up trying to be as good as me, because it will never happen. Look at yourself in the mirror when you tell yourself that you have a shot at being like me. Look closely, because you will catch yourself lying. Make sure you have a box of tissues handy, because you will be doing quite a bit of crying once you realize this. In the meantime, relegate those nasty impulses you get toward comparing youself to me and resign yourself to dreaming that I might oneday deign to speaking to you in real life, if only to order fries and a coke.

You losers make me laugh. I am number 1, aces high, A+, a made guy; but you people are pathetic. Look at yourself, I’ve got you beat and there is no way out of it. Give up trying to be better than me, give up trying to be as good as me, because it will never happen. Look at yourself in the mirror when you tell yourself that you have a shot at being like me. Look closely, because you will catch yourself lying. Make sure you have a box of tissues handy, because you will be doing quite a bit of crying once you realize this. In the meantime, relegate those nasty impulses you get toward comparing youself to me and resign yourself to dreaming that I might oneday deign to speaking to you in real life, if only to order fries and a coke.


Stuck up yourself much?

dude i cant beleve ur taht full of youself to write that and i think u should just chill out and not wory if peple think they better than u or not and u need to settle out and maybe smoke a doob to take taht edge off dude

hey you stupid hippie, take that “doob” and choke on it. drugs are illegal for a reason, somebody needs to stop you worthles pansy treehuggers from having a good time. i’m going to track you down and give your information to law enforcement so they can bust you.

Wow. You’re right. I am a loser. When I take a step back and look at myself, I realize, “Hey, that kid is so much cooler than I am. Why must I suffer this cruel, unpopular fate?" What should I do? I realize that I’ll never have a fraction of your cool as long as I live, so should I just take my own life, or what? Please grace me with a reply, if you can take a break long enough from bangin' babes and cashin' checks.

FUCK YOU MUTHA FUCKA! I KNOW I’M AWESOME! I’M A BADASS MUTHA FUCKA NO DOUBT! I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU THOUGH, SOUNDS LIKE YOU HANGIN KINDA LIMP, LIMPY!

Ha ha you guys are funny! But whos better than who? yall sux diznicks beotches!!!

HOTROD, YOU SUX COX LIKE A MUTHA FUCKIN CHAIN SMOKER, YOU CHEWED-UP SPIT-OUT PIECE OF MONTH OLD SHIT! GO SUCK YO MOMMAS TITS, I LIKE FOR THAT SHIT TO BE WARMED UP BEFORE I COME AROUND TO HER HOUSE!!

fuck you ya thirteen yearold cock sucker. don’t be mad cuz you ain’t even got hair where it counts you left over from a lezbian cluster fuck. And remember you aint shit till you eat my dick, afterall I have give a loser like you some dick for free since you have a) never had a woman b) are a repressed homosexual c) and you have an obvious ediphean complex d) adios cock whore!

Redeemer, go suck your dad’s dick. i’m as awesome as you are gay, doofus.