A Lottery Joke my step dad told me

Man - *opens front door* Babe pack your bags, I won the Lottery!

Woman - OMG really? How much should I pack?

Man - Everything bitch, GTFO!

LOL

I was dying when he told it at dinner tonight

Poor lady

Dhaos wrote: Poor lady

I wish I won the lottery.

Me too. I would like attract all the women folk. I’d be like “I got money."

Dhaos wrote: Me too. I would like attract all the women folk. I’d be like “I got money.“

I would Jessica alba and Megan Fox and make them fight to the death with bananas.

That was actually a good joke.

Good jokes are hard to come across by in internet with overused yo mama jokes.

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LordMarluxia wrote: That was actually a good joke.

Good jokes are hard to come across by in internet with overused yo mama jokes.

Yo Mama so old she is old!

Dhaos wrote:

LordMarluxia wrote: That was actually a good joke.

Good jokes are hard to come across by in internet with overused yo mama jokes.

Yo Mama so old she is old!

OHHHHHHHHHH!
lol

I love that one, classic.

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