Tired of parents saying “You’ll never amount to anything”? Don’t want to dance with that fat chick for a grade? Well now all your problems will be solved.
LEARN HOW TO SAY “FUCK YOU” TO YOUR PARENTS WITHOUT GETTING IN TROUBLE!
UNCLE CHIBI ALSO GUARANTEES YOU THAT YOU WILL NOT ONLY NOT HAVE TO DANCE WITH THAT FAT CHICK BUT YOU WILL GET TO DANCE WITH THE 2ND HOTTEST GIRL IN SCHOOL AT THE MINIMUM.
CALL NOW!
IF YOU CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES I WILL THROW IN LESSONS ON HOW NOT TO DO YOUR SCHOOL WORK AND STILL BECOME SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE AND BE AWESOME I GUESS!
Well Nao. I dialed the # and they wanted a 1 Billion dollar interdenominational connection fee. Living in Death City sometimes has it’s disadvantages. But I has awesome view