Cheesy chat up lines

ok i’l start
if u were a hat i’d wear u 24/7 lol

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ASL

There is cheese on my penis, wanna lick it off?

blessthefates!

did it hurt wen u fell outta heaven lol

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Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife till death do you part?

I d0- wait “till” what?!

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lol

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Are you a a pokemon cuz I wanna Peek-at-chu

LOL - men!!

Thanks Agent Turtle for the Sig!

was it love at first sight or should i walk past again

“It’s Ironic how life is an endless pursuit of dream’s and yet we only find that dream in the eternal rest that awaits at the end of our journey through life..."

Do you like to dance? Well go dance so I can talk to your friend.

I love you whores!

Bitch, stand and deliver.

Um... those won’t work guys - I thought you were supposed to be trying to pick women up

Thanks Agent Turtle for the Sig!

I pick women up all the time but they usually start screaming and saying things like “Put me down asshole” what am I doing wrong?

I love you whores!

Chronic The Hedgehog wrote: I pick women up all the time but they usually start screaming and saying things like “Put me down asshole” what am I doing wrong?

Wally suggests groping while picking up.

TiggerLover wrote: Um... those won’t work guys - I thought you were supposed to be trying to pick women up

Hey baby, let’s you and me blog about our ideals and have a generally fun night at some kick ass carnival in which I will win you a big Teddy bear.

wallyguitar789 wrote:

Chronic The Hedgehog wrote: I pick women up all the time but they usually start screaming and saying things like “Put me down asshole” what am I doing wrong?

Wally suggests groping while picking up.

Of course! Why didn’t I think of that.

I love you whores!

wallyguitar789 wrote:

Chronic The Hedgehog wrote: I pick women up all the time but they usually start screaming and saying things like “Put me down asshole” what am I doing wrong?

Wally suggests groping while picking up.

LOL - that might work

Thanks Agent Turtle for the Sig!

Indalecio wrote:

TiggerLover wrote: Um... those won’t work guys - I thought you were supposed to be trying to pick women up

Hey baby, let’s you and me blog about our ideals and have a generally fun night at some kick ass carnival in which I will win you a big Teddy bear.

Much better!

Thanks Agent Turtle for the Sig!

Hi...........well it’s not going to suck itself now is it

“It’s Ironic how life is an endless pursuit of dream’s and yet we only find that dream in the eternal rest that awaits at the end of our journey through life..."

I believe in equality between the sexes I’ll do you then you do me.