Cheesy chat up lines

LOL - that’s a good one - LOL

Thanks Agent Turtle for the Sig!

You MUST be a streetwalker because I’ll sure as hell pay for that!

Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

I love you whores!

LOL - that one might work - Love an Irishman!!

Thanks Agent Turtle for the Sig!

They say you are what you eat..well tonight baby, I wanna be you.

Hey why don’t we subtract our clothes add a bed divide our legs and hope to goodness we don’t multiply.

I love you whores!

Dingo wrote: They say you are what you eat..well tonight baby, I wanna be you.

- good one

Thanks Agent Turtle for the Sig!

I have HERPES but it comes with years of experience in bed.

*whispers into her ear*
12 inches.

Dingo wrote: *whispers into her ear*
12 inches.

*Whispers in your ear*
Five dollar foot long.

Come with me and I’ll be the best 30 seconds of your life.

The MASK wrote:

Dingo wrote: *whispers into her ear*
12 inches.

*Whispers in your ear*
Five dollar foot long.

Sorry champ. I don’t eat junk food.

So you’re all I have to work with?

I love you whores!

I’m a porn producer. wanna audition?

Lets head to my place and make like animal planet.

You’re looking horny and i’m easy. How bout it?

Hey what’s that *whips out chloroform rag*

I love you whores!

Your parents must be retarded, because you’re special

You look a lot like my next girlfriend

I know we’re cousins, but this is Alabama.