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20 Aug 2009 01:02 am
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OK BEFORE U READ IT. he has my windows live id and im going to make him call my friend and ask for my sitster haha. this guy has no life. me and my brother did this this is going to be so funny ill tell u how it goes when he calls my friend
u can skip towards the bottom if u dont like reading.
i edited it to turn off smilyes

here it is:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: o sry
You: hi
Stranger: its alright
Stranger: and m/f?
You: im a girl
Stranger: ok good
Stranger: guy here
You: i was hoping i could find a person who can help me with wait training
You: cool
You: do u lift weights?
Stranger: yea i do
You: nice
You: where r u? like in country wise?
Stranger: im fromt the u.s
Stranger: and how bout u
You: o sry my computers a little slow
You: im from canada
You: im asian
Stranger: its ok dont worry bout it
Stranger: and that is cool
Stranger: how old r u/
You: im 20
You: i just turned 21 acually
Stranger: oh wow nice
Stranger: thats great
Stranger: finally fully legal
You: haha
Stranger: whn did u turn 21?
You: july
You: 15th
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: i turned 20 on august 10
You: o cool
Stranger: yea
Stranger: u got any pictures?
You: o im no to omegle can i just uplode it from my pictures or does it need to be on photobucket
You: ???
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i dont think u can send me pictures on here
Stranger: email it to me?
Stranger: is that ok?
You: o ok
You: sure but i might need to do it tommorow
Stranger: aww y?
You: i dont have it uploded to my computer yet
You: its on my phone
Stranger: awwww
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thats fine
Stranger: do u have msn?
You: no but i have gmail
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i dont have that
Stranger: um
You: o ill make an msn
Stranger: anything else we can talk on?
Stranger: um ok iguess if thats ok with u
You: i had an aim but i got a new computer
You: sure
Stranger: ok cool
Stranger: thanks
You: hold on im going to start working on it but we can keep talking
Stranger: cuz u seem really cool
You: thanks u 2
Stranger: not many people on this like u
You: so about body building im trying to tone my thies a little more
Stranger: and thanks
You: can u help me with that?
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: see this the thing
Stranger: im working on upper boddy
Stranger: arms
Stranger: chest
You: o
You: ok
Stranger: so i really cant help u on lower
Stranger: srry
You: thats ok
Stranger: ;(
Stranger: but yea
You: another think im working on is my calfs cause i dont want to work out to much on the upper cause thats a guy thing :)
Stranger: hmm tru tru
Stranger: yea that upper boddy doesnt look so good on a girl
Stranger: its ok to get a little cut up
You: hold on brb my computer is messing up
Stranger: but thats it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: my computer is acting up too
You: back
You: back
Stranger: i hate my computer
You: sry i needed to let my dog in
You: sameeeee
Stranger: dont worry
Stranger: u do what u need to do
You: do u have any pets?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: a crazy ass dog
Stranger: and some useless birds
You: lol
You: i have 2 dogs and a parot
Stranger: damn
Stranger: a parot?
Stranger: i hate brids
Stranger: birds*
You: lol
You: whats ur cell phone number?
Stranger: cell phone number??
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: ok heres the thing with that
You: lost it?
Stranger: lol no
Stranger: i have given ppl put my number and
You: o prank calls
Stranger: i have had bad experiences with it
Stranger: no
You: o ok
Stranger: just constantly texting and calling me and
Stranger: sayin alot of crap
You: o ok
You: yeah i get that
Stranger: i mean i would give it to u
Stranger: but i would prefer to talk to u a bit more if thats fine with u.. and get to kno u a lil more
You: is it ok if i give u mine number to prove that im a girl?
You: yeah thats fine
You: yeah i wanna get to know u more to
You: but we can talk in person an a little
Stranger: i believe ur a girl
You: cool and i believe ur a ripped guy that works out : )
Stranger: lol
Stranger: gettin there
You: lol
Stranger: not quite yet
You: my brother worked out
You: haha
You: my brother was a football player in highschool but he broke his arm doing a football play and he didnt want to play anymore
You: so do u want to call me and we can just talk to each other in person?
You: or do u want to text or just stay on omegle untill someone has to leave
Stranger: um
Stranger: well we cant person
You: o i mean voices
Stranger: and i prefer if we just stay on this
You: o ok
Stranger: ohh ok
Stranger: but yea
You: yeah thats fine im just not a good typer haha
You: ok im almost done with my msn
Stranger: not now
You: k
Stranger: ok good
Stranger: and yea dont worry im not a good typeeither
You: lol
You: so whats ur first name?
Stranger: danny
Stranger: and urs?
You: mines leeri
You: my full names leeridona
You: but everyone calls me leeri
Stranger: wow thats a very interesting name
You: i know its a weird name haha
Stranger: never heard ofit
Stranger: but i like it
You: i like danny
You: :D
Stranger: lol
Stranger: alot of people do
Stranger: btw
Stranger: im surprised u havent asked me for pictures
You: im not to sraight forward
You: im not done with my msn
You: once im done ill tell u
Stranger: oh ok
You: the reason its taking so long
Stranger: and what kind of pictures do u want
You: is cause it asks for a secondary acount
You: or secondary email
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: ok i see
You: so i needed to make another email at yahoo
You: which i just finished
Stranger: damn
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ur making progress good good
You: o and i want a picture of your arms first
You: we dont need to reveal r faces yet
You: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i will reveal whatever you want me to reveal
You: thats cool unlike other girls i like straight forward guys :D
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u tell me what to send and ill send
Stranger: but u need to also
You: ok
You: hold on im working on the msn
Stranger: ok
You: i cant find canada on the country/region so im just going to put main cause its close to canada
Stranger: it really doesnt matter on that
You: ok
You: it says verify information?
You: i dont get that?
You: hold on
You: it says my zipcode is incorrect
You: do u know a zipcode from us that i can use?
Stranger: um
Stranger: 33013
You: ok ill try it
You: it still says verify location
You: what state is that for?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: wrong one
Stranger: 33016
You: o ok
You: k
You: it still needs the state
Stranger: fl
You: k thanks
You: o i love florida ive taken many vacations there
Stranger: really
Stranger: damn thats cool
Stranger: i used to live there
You: o ok
You: thanks
You: it worked :D
You: my live id is ld11
You: @live.com
You: im uploding my pictures from my phone
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what kinds of photos do u have
You: just me sitting around
You: i had my friend take it
Stranger: think u can get some special pictures
You: like what? lol
Stranger: u kno
Stranger: lol
You: hold on i need new picture now haha :D
You: fisrt
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: take ur time no rush
You: ok
You: hold on brb
Connection asploded.


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Last edited 20 Aug 2009 01:03 am by Agent Turtle 00T

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20 Aug 2009 01:45 am
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heres another one i just did just skip halfway down


Connecting to server...
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey whats up?
Stranger: hi
You: yo i get the feeling in your earlier posts that u might be gay
You: r u gay?
Stranger: NO!
You: girl or guy?
Stranger: u gay?
You: no
Stranger: girl
You: how old?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: u?
You: o 13
You: lol i was trying to troll u but i failed
You: wy do so much girls go to this site?
You: o and just throwing it out their i like animals
Stranger: Where do you live?
You: australia
You: i like animals
Stranger: me too
You: i love them
Stranger: Which animals do you like?
You: there so nice and FASINATING!
You: all of them
You: especially rinhnos
Stranger: cool
You: do u like animals?
You: i also like turtles
You: o and dogs r cool to
Stranger: good
You: i like big fish as wel
You: i like how fast they move and how complex their interiers r
You: but the coolest of aLL IS STARFISH!
You: i have a lot of pets
Stranger: Oh You are so cute boy
You: do u like animals?
You: thanks
You: do u like animals?
Stranger: Yes I love too
You: whats your favorite?
Stranger: puppy
You: o
You: i liek them cause there fluffy and their minds r big
You: they can learn many things
You: i have a dog
You: i also have a starfish, cat, a small octopus, a hourse, another hourse, a 3rd hourse, and a dead hourse that i am going to harvest later
Stranger: I want to have a dog but my parent don`t want to raiseㅠㅠ
You: aww
You: u should find one at a junk yard
You: theyll bite ur parents face off and u wont need to worry about them anymore
You: no im jk
You: i like animals
You: i have a hole in my backyard
Stranger: OH!
You: where i put all my dead pets
You: and once i grow up
You: im going to burry them all
Stranger: So sad
You: and give them a funural
Stranger: So sad
You: yeah they die quickly cause i have someone who works on the farm for my dad who just loves the taste of meat
You: he has eaten 1 horse and 1 dog already
You: hes korean
You: so it kinda makes sens
You: e
You: my dad wants to fire him but hes afraid hell hurt me
You: i really love animals though
Stranger: I have eaten dog too
You: and i cant keep them away from them
You: really?
You: so have it
You: i
You: r u korean?
Stranger: Yes
You: cool
You: how do u kill ur dogs?
Stranger: I don`t kill
You: just eat alive?
Stranger: NO!
You: o lol
You: just eat when their dead?
Stranger: We go to the restaurant
Stranger: sure
You: ooo
You: does it taste like cow meat?
Stranger: Matbe
Stranger: Maybe
Stranger: Do you like Korean?
You: yeah its a cool place
You: im in america
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: Oh really?
You: yeah
Stranger: I like America
You: lol most people here r afraid that ull send bombs
You: but i dont believe that
You: u guys have been around to long to make and rash dicision like that
You: r eating cats as big as eating dogs in korea?
Stranger: Can you wait 5 minute?
Stranger: Cause I eat Lunch
You: just answer this 1 question
You: wait
You: do u eat cat alot 2?
Stranger: No We don`t eat cat never^^;;;
You: ok thanks i enjoyed this conversation enjoy your dog meat u sick fuck
You have disconnected.


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20 Aug 2009 12:08 pm
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bump


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20 Aug 2009 01:03 pm
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20 Aug 2009 01:13 pm
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I didn’t know hwat omegle was.

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20 Aug 2009 01:16 pm
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now u do.


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20 Aug 2009 01:18 pm
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Seems dangerous.

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20 Aug 2009 01:21 pm
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tl;dr


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[Quote] #9
15 Oct 2009 03:31 pm
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16musa
Stranger: you’re from USA?
Stranger: I mean do you love sucking a black c_ck?
You: yepp
Stranger: hokay.
You: WTF
Stranger: gotcha
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15 Oct 2009 11:23 pm
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you guys are boring as fuck


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my thoughts exactly


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15 Oct 2009 11:35 pm
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello faggot
Stranger: whats up nigga
You: nm homie
Stranger: blown sum purp
You: i jsut bought some dope
Stranger: forreal
You: ya nigga
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: you playin
You: nigga please
Stranger: lmao
You: damn right
Stranger: nigga
Stranger: fuk u
Stranger: !
You: you trippin
Stranger: how im trippin
You: cuz you are
Stranger: yea right cuzz
Stranger: u off dope
You: hell yea
Stranger: well
You: macadamia nigga
Stranger: whaaat
You: call back roxanne she owes me $10
Stranger: the fuck
Stranger: is that
Stranger: aite
Stranger: whats her number again
You: 1-800-YOUR-GAY
Stranger: hahahah
You: you see im a pimp
Stranger: alrite
Stranger: maybe u are
Stranger: only cuz u made me laugh
You: and roxanne is my ho
Stranger: is she ugly
Stranger: did u fuck her
You: no i sell her body
You: $$$
Stranger: how much u sell that trick 4
You: i hold auctions
Stranger: 40 dolla for a golden shower
Stranger: she aint that good
You: are you captain cock?
Stranger: i dont know what the fuck we’re talkin about anymore
You: microsoft
You: has
You: hired
Stranger: oh rite
You: hos
You: to
You: fuck
You: bill
You: gates
Stranger: clinton
You: shit
Stranger: lolol
Stranger: owned nigga
You: change
You: yes we can NIGGA
Stranger: hahahah
You: holy fuck
You: you busted a nut
Stranger: nigga please
You: bitch please
Stranger: trick please
You: i am god
Stranger: god is ugly
Stranger: are u calling urself ugly
You: this is why im hot
You: you hate cuz you not
Stranger: soulja bo11!!!
You: mims fgt
Stranger: mims suck dick for breakfast
Stranger: like u
You: hell naw
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: hell yea u do
Stranger: dont lie
You: you fucked a cockroach
Stranger: i kno i did
Stranger: u fukked yo mom
You: prove it!"
Stranger: i got a picture
You: damn nigga
Stranger: ill put it on roxanne;s myspace
Stranger: ull b busted
Stranger: and every1 will know
Stranger: u mom fucker
You: she gave you red wings whaaaa?
Stranger: niga what
Stranger: N
Stranger: I
Stranger: G
Stranger: G
Stranger: A
Stranger: W
Stranger: H
Stranger: A
Stranger: T
You: damn nigga im bout my business
Stranger: u aint bout shit
You: u aint worth shit
Stranger: sad
Stranger: YO MOM
You: la la la
Stranger: omg
You: DAMN NIGGA IM DOIN YOUR MOM
Stranger: NIGA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Last edited 15 Oct 2009 11:35 pm by The Power Within 3
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