I almost had sex today.

but it was just a dream

Cool story bro. One time, 2 girls asked if I’d have sex with them. I told them no. Because I don’t cheat.

Sorry you couldn’t masturbate.

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Aww, sorry to hear that Captain! But, sometimes dreams are better than real life!

Thanks Agent Turtle for the Sig!

Captain Cock wrote: but it was just a dream

No shit?

Captain Cock wrote: but it was just a dream

Sex isn’t worth the kid.

I am stressing right now, my girlfriend might be pregnant.

2-3 hours of pleasure is not worth a lifetime with a child at 18 years old.

- If you are getting MW2 for the Ps3, PM me.
LOL FAIL:

oh harrow wrote:

Captain Cock wrote: but it was just a dream

Sex isn’t worth the kid.

I am stressing right now, my girlfriend might be pregnant.

2-3 hours of pleasure is not worth a lifetime with a child at 18 years old.

That’s why you use a condom dumbass, oh and 2-3 hours get real more like 2-3 minutes for you.

Unknown Poster wrote:

oh harrow wrote:

Captain Cock wrote: but it was just a dream

Sex isn’t worth the kid.

I am stressing right now, my girlfriend might be pregnant.

2-3 hours of pleasure is not worth a lifetime with a child at 18 years old.

That’s why you use a condom dumbass, oh and 2-3 hours get real more like 2-3 minutes for you.

Wow.. you are a fucking douche bag.

Get a life.

- If you are getting MW2 for the Ps3, PM me.
LOL FAIL:

iz dat nigga Cid?

What a stupid thread, close this trash.

COLOR ME!

oh harrow wrote:

Unknown Poster wrote:

oh harrow wrote:

Captain Cock wrote: but it was just a dream

Sex isn’t worth the kid.

I am stressing right now, my girlfriend might be pregnant.

2-3 hours of pleasure is not worth a lifetime with a child at 18 years old.

That’s why you use a condom dumbass, oh and 2-3 hours get real more like 2-3 minutes for you.

Wow.. you are a fucking douche bag.

Get a life.

Well common sense says use a condom dumbass, how’s that being a douche?

Unknown Poster wrote:

oh harrow wrote:

Unknown Poster wrote:

oh harrow wrote:

Captain Cock wrote: but it was just a dream

Sex isn’t worth the kid.

I am stressing right now, my girlfriend might be pregnant.

2-3 hours of pleasure is not worth a lifetime with a child at 18 years old.

That’s why you use a condom dumbass, oh and 2-3 hours get real more like 2-3 minutes for you.

Wow.. you are a fucking douche bag.

Get a life.

Well common sense says use a condom dumbass, how’s that being a douche?

Who says I didn’t use a condom?

- If you are getting MW2 for the Ps3, PM me.
LOL FAIL:

oh harrow wrote:

Unknown Poster wrote:

oh harrow wrote:

Unknown Poster wrote:

oh harrow wrote:

Captain Cock wrote: but it was just a dream

Sex isn’t worth the kid.

I am stressing right now, my girlfriend might be pregnant.

2-3 hours of pleasure is not worth a lifetime with a child at 18 years old.

That’s why you use a condom dumbass, oh and 2-3 hours get real more like 2-3 minutes for you.

Wow.. you are a fucking douche bag.

Get a life.

Well common sense says use a condom dumbass, how’s that being a douche?

Who says I didn’t use a condom?

Well if you did then why would you think she’s pregnant? And even if she is just get an abortion problem solved.

Unknown Poster wrote:

oh harrow wrote:

Unknown Poster wrote:

oh harrow wrote:

Unknown Poster wrote:

oh harrow wrote:

Captain Cock wrote: but it was just a dream

Sex isn’t worth the kid.

I am stressing right now, my girlfriend might be pregnant.

2-3 hours of pleasure is not worth a lifetime with a child at 18 years old.

That’s why you use a condom dumbass, oh and 2-3 hours get real more like 2-3 minutes for you.

Wow.. you are a fucking douche bag.

Get a life.

Well common sense says use a condom dumbass, how’s that being a douche?

Who says I didn’t use a condom?

Well if you did then why would you think she’s pregnant? And even if she is just get an abortion problem solved.

they pop,lol

Hope you have another good dream tonight Captain!