Japanese anyone?

“Me so horny, me love you looonnngg time”. Thats all I can say when I went to japan for a trip, and into a some sake strip club place.

COLOR ME!

kutabacchimae! i like this new word i learned

Akuma_Hime wrote: kutabacchimae! i like this new word i learned

Better hope it doesn’t stand for nothing offensive.

COLOR ME!

fuck you =kutabacchimae

kutabare = fuck you
chikusome = son of a bitch

Lol.

Otaku, How would I say:
“Sorry, I don’t speak much Japanse”
I’m assuming it begins with Gomen ne (meaning sorry).

NeonMan5 wrote: Lol.

Otaku, How would I say:
“Sorry, I don’t speak much Japanse”
I’m assuming it begins with Gomen ne (meaning sorry).

Actually, it’s not “gomen ne” in this case. It’s “sumi masen”. You say gomen ne when you did something wrong to someone like accidently hitting them on the face. “Sumi masen” means “excuse me” or “pardon me”, so you’re saying something like. “Please excuse me, but I don’t speak much Japanese”.

Anyway,

Nihongo ga sukoshi wakarimasu.
It literally means “I understand Japanese a little” but you have to make sure that you cannot go through literal translation between Japanese and English

hajimimashite. watashi no namaewa butterfly desu.
ganki no. watashi wa genki desu. nijuhachi desuyo. nihon wa sugoshi wo hanashitaimas.

butterfly wrote: hajimimashite. watashi no namaewa butterfly desu.
ganki no. watashi wa genki desu. nijuhachi desuyo. nihon wa sugoshi wo hanashitaimas.

I can undersand “Hello there. My name is Butterfly”
I can’t make out the rest though.

Why is this thread a sticky?

NeonMan5 wrote:

butterfly wrote: hajimimashite. watashi no namaewa butterfly desu.
ganki no. watashi wa genki desu. nijuhachi desuyo. nihon wa sugoshi wo hanashitaimas.

I can undersand “Hello there. My name is Butterfly”
I can’t make out the rest though.

Well done on getting that much translated.

Translation is “Hello my name is Butterfly. How are you. I am well. I am 28 years old. I can speek a little Japanese."

I studied Japanese in high school and went on exchange to Hemeji (small providence/suburb) for two weeks. It has been a little while and is more difficult to spell the Japanese out in English pronouonciation. I look forward to travelling back there one day.

Try your best everyone!!!

slant eyed penis head japs. did you know during the second world war jap soldiers murdered babies and children with their swords?

And the americans were no different!!!

butterfly wrote: And the americans were no different!!!

dont try and compare american soldiers to them slant eyed murderous son of a bitches, you’re talking from your ass.

re captcha wrote:

butterfly wrote: And the americans were no different!!!

dont try and compare american soldiers to them slant eyed murderous son of a bitches, you’re talking from your ass.

Really and what about the other wars where american have taken pictures of women and children in sexually explicit posses with american soliders behind them cheering them on. They have been on the News here in Australia. There is good and bad in every race. The Japanese did some awlful stuff but so did every country that fought in wars. Some of these attrocities were ordered by their superiors and some where done from mere stupidity.

Otaku-sama wrote:

NeonMan5 wrote: Lol.

Otaku, How would I say:
“Sorry, I don’t speak much Japanse”
I’m assuming it begins with Gomen ne (meaning sorry).

Actually, it’s not “gomen ne” in this case. It’s “sumi masen”. You say gomen ne when you did something wrong to someone like accidently hitting them on the face. “Sumi masen” means “excuse me” or “pardon me”, so you’re saying something like. “Please excuse me, but I don’t speak much Japanese”.

Anyway,

Nihongo ga sukoshi wakarimasu.
It literally means “I understand Japanese a little” but you have to make sure that you cannot go through literal translation between Japanese and English

I don’t speak Japanese is: watashi no nihon wa hanashimasen.

I don’t understand is : wakadimasen.

dumb ass australians, what do they know about war? their fighting machine consists of ugly hairy fat assed woman that tries to g’day you to death while hitching a ride in kangaroos pouches, and their fat assed lazy men kills a few possums to grill on the barbecue. their army generals are people such as, “Dame edna everage” that go around in drag and couldn’t organize a piss up in a brewery.

re captcha wrote: dumb ass australians, what do they know about war? their fighting machine consists of ugly hairy fat assed woman that tries to g’day you to death while hitching a ride in kangaroos pouches, and their fat assed lazy men kills a few possums to grill on the barbecue. their army generals are people such as, “Dame edna everage” that go around in drag and couldn’t organize a piss up in a brewery.

I am going to give you a warning for your racist comments and for going off topic in an on topic thread. You may not like a race or races, but it doesn’t give you the right to use derogatory remarks or racist comments.

I also feel the need to remind you of the Americans actions in the Vietnam war. Not only did the actins of American Gi’s overshadow the actions of the japanese, it was the Australians that you think so little of, that bailed your asses out of trouble.

Please, if you still wish to contribute, by all means do so, but do it in another thread and without breaching the rules.

firewolf81 wrote:

re captcha wrote: dumb ass australians, what do they know about war? their fighting machine consists of ugly hairy fat assed woman that tries to g’day you to death while hitching a ride in kangaroos pouches, and their fat assed lazy men kills a few possums to grill on the barbecue. their army generals are people such as, “Dame edna everage” that go around in drag and couldn’t organize a piss up in a brewery.

I am going to give you a warning for your racist comments and for going off topic in an on topic thread. You may not like a race or races, but it doesn’t give you the right to use derogatory remarks or racist comments.

I also feel the need to remind you of the Americans actions in the Vietnam war. Not only did the actins of American Gi’s overshadow the actions of the japanese, it was the Australians that you think so little of, that bailed your asses out of trouble.

Please, if you still wish to contribute, by all means do so, but do it in another thread and without breaching the rules.

you’re taking this “personally”, ya dumb fuck. why bring personal issues into a heated debate? i’m not being racist just making a joke out of your expense. you at least should know when some one is being “racist” and when someone is making a “joke” you yourself are always cracking jokes at someones else’s expense on here. so take your personal shit else where and go shove it.

re captcha wrote:

firewolf81 wrote:

re captcha wrote: dumb ass australians, what do they know about war? their fighting machine consists of ugly hairy fat assed woman that tries to g’day you to death while hitching a ride in kangaroos pouches, and their fat assed lazy men kills a few possums to grill on the barbecue. their army generals are people such as, “Dame edna everage” that go around in drag and couldn’t organize a piss up in a brewery.

I am going to give you a warning for your racist comments and for going off topic in an on topic thread. You may not like a race or races, but it doesn’t give you the right to use derogatory remarks or racist comments.

I also feel the need to remind you of the Americans actions in the Vietnam war. Not only did the actins of American Gi’s overshadow the actions of the japanese, it was the Australians that you think so little of, that bailed your asses out of trouble.

Please, if you still wish to contribute, by all means do so, but do it in another thread and without breaching the rules.

you’re taking this “personally”, ya dumb fuck. why bring personal issues into a heated debate? i’m not being racist just making a joke out of your expense. you at least should know when some one is being “racist” and when someone is making a “joke” you yourself are always cracking jokes at someones else’s expense on here. so take your personal shit else where and go shove it.

I knew you were going to say that. Its the standard excuse by people who say shit they can’t substanciate. calling japanese people Slanty eyed and refering to their heads as penis shapped is racist. If you don’t think so, then I suggest you take your ideas elsewhere as you won’t be posting too much longer on this forum if you keep up such remarks.

I have been talking to Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, Koreans, Indonesians, Brazilians, Polish, Hungarians, Brits, Ozies, Kiwi’s, Americans, Swedes, Fins, Norwegians, Scots and Canadians on Omegle. The non-English speaking peoples spoke better English than me. They all tried to give me a few phrases of their language but the only one sticks in my mind is voi paska. It means “Oh shit” in Finnish. One guy from Aberdeen, Scotland, took me to his webcam site and stripped and masturbated on cam. The guy was good-lookin and hung like a Thorobred Stallion. What a freak tho. Doin that in front of an anonymous stranger. Weird. The hardest ones to understand speaking English was the people from Oz because of their goofy accent.




Waiting to see if anyone caught my joke.


R (the last sentence)