yo mama joke contest

i need 10 champs

ready

begin

yo mama ugly



gimme mah prize!!

Yo momma’s so fat, I rolled over three times and was still on top of her.

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

Yo momma’s like a hardware store- 9 cents a nail.

Yo momma’s like a vacuum cleaner- she sucks, she sucks, she blows, she gets laid in the closet.

Yo momma’s is so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thought Viagra was heart medicine.

Yo momma’s so fat, she carries a microwave as a beeper.

Yo momma’s so ugly, thy fought WWII to see who would kill her.

Yo momma’s so stupid when they said there was candy in the guillotine she was first in line.

When Solid Snake wears big boss face camo, soldiers faint. When they see yo momma, they explode.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENSUUUUUUUU!!!

lol he said yo mamas ugly wheres my prize
LMAO!!!

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Solid Snake!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENSUUUUUUUU!!!

Yo momma so big, even Dora can’t explore her.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENSUUUUUUUU!!!

Yo momma so STINKY!!!!!, when i smell her i die!!!!!

That sucks.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENSUUUUUUUU!!!

Yo mama’s so fat, I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas.

Yo momma’s so fat it took the liposuction doctors 3 years to suck away 0.1% of the fat.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENSUUUUUUUU!!!

YO momma’s so fat that when she goes camping the bears hide THEIR food!

Yo momma’s so fat when she went swimming the whales sang “I know we’re family, even though you’re bigger than me. "

SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENSUUUUUUUU!!!

Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is Equator.
Yo momma’s so fat, her blood type is rocky road.

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

Yo momma’s so ugly her reflection died.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENSUUUUUUUU!!!

Yo momma’s so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Some people just don’t understand the Golden Rule.

Yo mamma so uncool, she almost as embarrassin as me.



Oh SNAP!