yo mama joke contest

Noooo!

SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEENSUUUUUUUU!!!

Yo mama is so fat, the open integral over your mother is equal to fat plus a constant, where the constant equals more fat.

Yo mama’s so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so fat, she on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so dumb she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken!

Yo mama so fat, she’ll probably develop hypertension and diabetes and die in her late 50’s.

Oranje wrote: Yo mama so fat, she’ll probably develop hypertension and diabetes and die in her late 50’s.

... sniff... poor mama

So fat she can’t even fit into this sentence.

Yo momma’s so fat she bumped this thread!

...Yo Mama so fat she got hijacked on 9/11!

Yo Mama’s breath so stank... Al-Qaeda should crash a peppermint airplane into the back of her throat.


Too soon?

Necron Lord wrote: Yo momma’s like a hardware store- 9 cents a nail.

Yo momma’s like a vacuum cleaner- she sucks, she sucks, she blows, she gets laid in the closet.

Yo momma’s is so old, she sat behind Jesus in third grade.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thought Viagra was heart medicine.

Yo momma’s so fat, she carries a microwave as a beeper.

Yo momma’s so ugly, thy fought WWII to see who would kill her.

Yo momma’s so stupid when they said there was candy in the guillotine she was first in line.

When Solid Snake wears big boss face camo, soldiers faint. When they see yo momma, they explode.

lol

Yo mama so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.

yo mama so stupid she got two dumbells in the trunk talkn bout she pushn weight.

yo mama so ugly she use’s a make up called why bother.

yo mama so old she waited tables at the last supper.

yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

yo mama so stupid she failed a survey.

yo mama so stupid she thought a elevator was a mobile home.

yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued.

Thou mother art a fusty flap-mouthed pumpion!

your mama is so fat, hairy and old, Noah mistook her for a mammoth... thus ending that story..

blessthefates!

Yo mama’s so ugly, I can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style..

Yo mama’s so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they’d better be 50 pound test!

Yo mama’s so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale..

Yo mama suffers from incestuous homosexual sensations.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass..

Yo mama’s so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died..

Yo mama’s so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets..

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she gets an estimate..

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out..

yo mama’s so old, she sat next to jesus in the first grade

yo mama’s so hairy, nerds mistook her for donkey kong

yo mama’s so ugly, she saw a cocatrice, that ugly sun-o-bitch turned to stone (funny if you know what a cocatrice is)

yo mama’s so fat, some japanese guy asked her if she wanted to star opposite of godzilla in his next movie.

yo mama’s so gay, the bitch farts out skittles.

yo mama’s so dumb, she tried to taste the rainbow.

blessthefates!

The Power Within wrote: yo mama ugly



gimme mah prize!!

lol k 10

Khorib wrote: Yo mama’s so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

wat

????

Yo mama so stupid, she makes pi look rational.