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[Quote] #41
07 Aug 2008 10:30 pm
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Yo momma’s so fat when the americans launched a nuke at her it bounced off and hit george bush in the head.


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[Quote] #42
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your mama like a shotgun one cock and she blows

yo momma like a bowling ball she gets fingered thrown in the gutter but always comes back for more

[Quote] #43
12 Aug 2008 09:32 pm
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Oh, those are oooold.


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[Quote] #44
19 Aug 2008 02:46 pm
superman2
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yo moma so fat that ben kenobi said thats no moon THTS URE MOTHER!!!

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19 Aug 2008 03:35 pm
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Ok, that makes no sense and is less funny than the Black n white marine joke.


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[Quote] #46
19 Aug 2008 03:35 pm
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kasanova wrote: your mama like a shotgun one cock and she blows

yo momma like a bowling ball she gets fingered thrown in the gutter but always comes back for more



A better version of the bowling ball one is:

Yo momma so skanky, she like a bowling ball - she gets all 3 holes filled then thrown in the gutter and she even comes back for more!


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[Quote] #47
29 Aug 2008 06:09 am
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kasanova wrote: your mama like a shotgun one cock and she blows

yo momma like a bowling ball she gets fingered thrown in the gutter but always comes back for more


i actually cracked a smile


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[Quote] #48
28 Sep 2008 04:01 pm
Khori
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Your momma like mud if you play with her u get wing worm and she let everybody roll n her
Your momma is so nasty I said what’s for dinner and she opened her legs and said crabs
your momma so fat when she stood in the movie theatres everybody started orderin food
Your momma is just like a slut ugly and easy
Your momma is so fat even santa claus didn’t want her to sit on his lap
Your momma is so ugly not even rice crispy will talk to her
Your momma is sooo fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
Your momma is so fat and dumb I asked her for her 7 digit number and she stepped on the scale
Your momma is soo dark she gets marked absent in night school
Your momma so fat not even norbit wud go out with her!!

-Khori- I owned this competition!

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28 Sep 2008 04:02 pm
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Yo mom’s like doorknob everyone get’s a turn!


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13 Oct 2008 01:53 am
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yo mama ghey


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[Quote] #51
13 Oct 2008 01:54 am
vegasguy
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lol, my “yo mama” joke was the best!

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13 Oct 2008 01:54 am
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Yo momma Osama Obama Lasagna


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[Quote] #53
23 Nov 2008 10:52 am
jakeeeee
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yo mamma is so old she asked what ear to hold the remote up to!

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23 Nov 2008 11:10 am
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Rorschach wrote: yo mama ghey


lol


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24 Nov 2008 01:33 am
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Yo momma is so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved


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[Quote] #56
24 Nov 2008 05:20 pm
shane pogorzelski
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yo mamas so fat her photograph weighs ten pounds

[Quote] #57
30 Nov 2008 02:12 am
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Yo mamas like a light switch 3 year olds turn her on

yo mamas like an arcade 25 cents to turn her one


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[Quote] #58
12 Dec 2008 07:02 pm
satan the devil
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[Quote] #59
30 Dec 2008 12:54 am
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yo mamma so ugly she make blind kids cry

yo mamma so so fat wen she bungee jumped she wen straight to hell

your mamma so ugly she gives freddy kruger night mares

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yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed


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