yo mama joke contest

Yo Momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

Yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck!

Yo Momma so fat she sells shade in the summer.

Yo Momma is so poor she couldn’t afford to pay attention.

Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can, and asked her what she was doing she said “moving”

Yo Momma so fat that when God said let there be light he asked her to move.

Yo Momma is so fat, she’s in shape. A Circle!

Yo Momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles come out!

Yo Momma so ugly she’s not allowed in the fun house

Yo Momma so poor, I saw her chasing after a penny screaming “the Life savings!"

Yo momma so fat, Even Jabba the hutt Said “DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN”

J peth wrote: Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can, and asked her what she was doing she said “moving”

One of my friends made the same joke,is your name hayden

yo mama so fat i had to roll her around in flower just so i could find her wet spot, then had to slapped her thighs to ride her waves, then after threw up with sea sickness

yo mama so fat she had to get baptised in sea world

yo mama so fat she eats wheatthicks

yo mama so fat im in her right now

yo mama so fat god can’t lift her spirit

curse this boring stuff

Astro Boy X wrote: Gplex y the hell do u have the right to make fun of our religon

Be Nice,and Click. Thanks Tyreaus Dreacon
for the sig

wow
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there was a chain of bad jokes....

Yo momma’s so fat that whenever she farts there is a nuclear explosion.
infact the nukes used on hiroshima and nagasaki
in WW2 where the farts of yo fatass momma.