yo mama joke contest

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Yo Momma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up and got stuck!

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Yo Momma so fat she sells shade in the summer.

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Yo Momma is so poor she couldn’t afford to pay attention.

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Yo momma so poor I saw her kicking a can, and asked her what she was doing she said “moving"

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Yo Momma so fat that when God said let there be light he asked her to move.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she’s in shape. A Circle!

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Yo Momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles come out!

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Yo Momma so ugly she’s not allowed in the fun house

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Yo Momma so poor, I saw her chasing after a penny screaming “the Life savings!"

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Yo momma so fat, Even Jabba the hutt Said “DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN"

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One of my friends made the same joke,is your name hayden

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yo mama so fat i had to roll her around in flower just so i could find her wet spot, then had to slapped her thighs to ride her waves, then after threw up with sea sickness

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yo mama so fat she had to get baptised in sea world

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yo mama so fat she eats wheatthicks

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yo mama so fat im in her right now

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yo mama so fat god can’t lift her spirit

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curse this boring stuff

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wow
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there was a chain of bad jokes....

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Yo momma’s so fat that whenever she farts there is a nuclear explosion.
infact the nukes used on hiroshima and nagasaki
in WW2 where the farts of yo fatass momma.