yo mama joke contest

your mom is so fat

just thought you should know

yo' mama is so fat, she comes at you in all directions.
yo' mama is so fat, i ran around her twice and got lost.
yo' mama is so fat, the national weather service names each one of her farts.
yo' mama is so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.
yo' mama is so poor, she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.
yo' mama is so old, her birth certificate says 'expired' on it.
yo' mama is so old, she knew burger king when he was still a prince.
yo' mama is so fat, when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
yol mama is so fat, her belly botton dosn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
yo' mama is so stupid, she stole a car and kept up the payments.
yo' mama is so fat, when she gets on an elevator it has to go down.
yo' mama is so fat, she could sell shade.
yo' mama is so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest they said, 'sorry, no professionals.'
yo' mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
yo' mama’s armpits stick so bad, she made right guard turn left.
yo' mama is so ugly, when she was born the docter slapped your grandma.
yo' mama is so fat, when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
yo' mama is so fat, shes got a smaller fat women orbiting around her...

why do i know all these!?

YOUR MAMA IS SO HAIRY SHE SPEAKS WOcke

yo mama so old when i told her to act like her age she died.

Yo Mamma is so fat she is fat.

Dhaos wrote: Yo Mamma is so fat she is fat.

You pwned me

your mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the armchair

Yo mama so dark when she drives by the street lights switch on.

HAHA never knew tis woz on
ha

Moose E.B. AKA CartOOn Villain

piepop123 wrote: yo mama so old when i told her to act like her age she died.

thats funny as fuck lol

Moose E.B. AKA CartOOn Villain

yo mommas so fat, when i finnaly climbed on top for a sexy poke, i saw a hand stickin out n had to pull out a bloke



lol
lol?

Moose E.B. AKA CartOOn Villain

your mamma so hairy it looks like she donky kong in a headlock

Yo Mamma so ugle that wen se went to a beautitionist the sayed thay can’t help ha

All you other reepers need to stop cause all thats yall killin is yall breath

yo momma is so ugly that when she said candy man 3 times in the mirror he didnt come


yo momma is so fat i drove around her twice and ran out of gas


yo momma is so short when she jumped off the curb she comited suicide




yo momma is so stupid she stole free bread






yo momma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble




yo momma is so fat even god couldnt lift up her soul






yo momma is so fat she made a right guard go left






yo momma is so smelly chain saw masecer didnt wear her skin






yo momma is so ugly when chain saw masecer went to kill
her he killed him self




yo momma is so skinny on holloween she wrapped herself in alamoninfoil and went as a left over breadstick






yo momma is so fat it took chain saw masecer a year to chop off her body

Your parental unit is so massively obese, were in her right now, but due to rushing of indigestion we were pushed into the lower instestines then were out of the bowel movement.

I think I did that right.

COLOR ME!

yo moma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for moonin

yo moma so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the cops she was mugged

yo moma so hairy, when you were born you almost died of rugburn

yo moma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

Love that pic DW, ya dork.


Yo mama so fat.....hmmm...Yo mama so ugly....hmmm....yo momma so stupid.....hmmmm.....aww, forget it!

crap alot of the topics here got locked XD

Yo mama so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized.

Yo mama so old she has an autographed bible.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish underwater.

Yo mama so stupid she waited at a stop sign until it said go.

Yo mama so poor she stole free bread.

Yo mama so fat that she eats wheat thicks instead of wheat thins.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat that she is the reason the titanic sunk

Yo mama so fat that it took het 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so ugly that when she stepped outside she got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so stupid that when her son said it was chilly outside she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so greasy that she uses bacon as a band-aid

Yo mama so stupis she makes bart simpson look like a nobel prize winner.

Yo mama so ugly she makes Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt.

Yo mama so stupid she thought cheerios were baby doughnuts.

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time please.

Yo mama so ugly that when she tried to enter an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on a scale a guy walked by and said dang thats my phone number.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold her car for gas money.