yo mama joke contest

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Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off peolpe think that she’s backing up.

xtroyjanx

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your mother is so nasty she has to pur salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

xtroyjanx

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your mother is so nasty she has to pour salt water down her pants to keeep her crabs fresh

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Probably the worst form of comedy created.

laxgirl14

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i dont got notin bad to say bout yo mama- her face says it all

yo mama so fat, when she walked through the front door, she was already out the back!

yo mama like a television- even a 2 yr old can turn her on

yo mama so fat, when she saw a bus goin down the street she yelled 'catch that twinky!!!'

yo mama so stupid, she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.

yo mama so stupid, she put blush on her brain, to make-up her mind

yo mama so short, she could sit on a dime and swing her legs!

yo mama so fat, when she stood in front of the empire state building, tourists took pictures of her instead

yo mama so old she has the signed version of the bible

yo mama so ugly, she put the boogy man out of buisness

yo mama so short she could do cart wheels under the bed

yo mama so stupid she told you a yo mama joke

yoyoyo momma

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yo momma so fat last time she say 90210 was in a scale.

yo momma so ugly she look out the window and got arrested for mooning.

yo momma so stupid she watches the three stooges and takes notes.

yo momma so old i told her to act her own age and she died.

yo momma like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows.

yo momma so teeth are so yellow i cant believe it not butter

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said “Moving”.

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

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Your mom is a carpenters dream: Flat as a board and easy to nail.

ProdigeeX

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yo mama so fat that that her panty size is bitch lose some weight

yo mama is so ugly that my ass is prettier

yo mama is so poor that a burgalur broke into her house and left her some money

yo mama is so stupid that she got hit with a parked car

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Gahmed?

Been crazy since the day I was born!
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I’m too lazy to see if this has already been said, but here goes.

Your mom’s so fat, even God can’t lift her spirits.

By the way, I don’t find these jokes funneh that much.

concept

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yo momma so fat wen the doctors did lipo on her, pudding came out.
yo momma so fat, fat joe needed to find a new name.
yo momma so ugly she won first place in the scariest mask contest... and she wasn’t wearing one.
OOOOOHHH!!!!

jozzaa man

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yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

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Yo momma so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes

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yo momma so stupid it took her two hours to watch sixty minutes.

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yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pics

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yo momma so stupid she thinks 2pac Shacore is a Jewish holiday.

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yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

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yo momma so ghetto when breastfeeds Kool-Aid comes out.

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yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind.

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Yo mama is like a bowling ball, she’s been picked up, fingered, and thrown down a gutter but she still comes back for more