Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off peolpe think that she’s backing up.
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[Quote] #101 06 May 2009 12:25Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off peolpe think that she’s backing up. [Quote] #102 02 Jun 2009 05:19your mother is so nasty she has to pur salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh [Quote] #103 02 Jun 2009 05:20your mother is so nasty she has to pour salt water down her pants to keeep her crabs fresh [Quote] #104 02 Jun 2009 06:00Probably the worst form of comedy created. [Quote] #105 04 Jun 2009 19:42i dont got notin bad to say bout yo mama- her face says it all
[Quote] #106 10 Jun 2009 00:32yo momma so fat last time she say 90210 was in a scale.
[Quote] #107 10 Jun 2009 00:40Your mom is a carpenters dream: Flat as a board and easy to nail. __________________ “I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts [Quote] #108 20 Jun 2009 20:21yo mama so fat that that her panty size is bitch lose some weight
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[Quote] #110 21 Jun 2009 19:07I’m too lazy to see if this has already been said, but here goes.
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[Quote] #111 03 Jul 2009 10:22yo momma so fat wen the doctors did lipo on her, pudding came out.
[Quote] #112 23 Jul 2009 05:13yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone [Quote] #113 12 Aug 2009 16:40Yo momma so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes [Quote] #114 12 Aug 2009 16:52yo momma so stupid it took her two hours to watch sixty minutes. [Quote] #115 12 Aug 2009 16:55yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pics [Quote] #116 12 Aug 2009 16:58yo momma so stupid she thinks 2pac Shacore is a Jewish holiday. [Quote] #117 12 Aug 2009 17:01yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie. [Quote] #118 12 Aug 2009 17:04yo momma so ghetto when breastfeeds Kool-Aid comes out. [Quote] #119 12 Aug 2009 17:17yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind. [Quote] #120 12 Aug 2009 19:35Yo mama is like a bowling ball, she’s been picked up, fingered, and thrown down a gutter but she still comes back for more __________________
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