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Obama's Gay War on Marriage

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“In May of last year, the worst conservative fears had come true -- our president announced that he didn’t care if gay people got married. You or I might call that apathy, or maybe basic human decency. Fox News, of course, called it a War on Marriage. Brave husbands around the nation took one last look at their wives before devouring one another’s defeated yet eager penises. The straights had lost the war, and with it their right to an uncocked mouth. “I never knew unconditional surrender could feel so good," the straight husband said through frothy lips still moist from their first bite of dick. His words were given only a whisper of a response. .. the heterosexual husband tongue probing his butthole remained as silent as a garden slug." -Seanbaby: Roundhousing funny straight into your throat.


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He’s a wild-card, that one.


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I still doubt Obama will go through with this


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They’re seriosly calling it a war on marriage? That’s ironic, considering it lets more people marry each other.


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OrganizationXV wrote: They’re seriosly calling it a war on marriage? That’s ironic, considering it lets more people marry each other.


They’ve also claimed Obama started a War on Success and War on the Poor.


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The war has just begun.


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Sheko the Reaper wrote:

OrganizationXV wrote: They’re seriosly calling it a war on marriage? That’s ironic, considering it lets more people marry each other.


They’ve also claimed Obama started a War on Success and War on the Poor.


They love them their wars.


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01-22-2013 07:42 PM
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OrganizationXV wrote: They’re seriosly calling it a war on marriage? That’s ironic, considering it lets more people marry each other.


A war on the *institution* of marriage. Besides, I actually agree; gay marriage corrupts the sanctity of marriage. While I don’t have any problem with gay people, I do have a problem with them getting married.

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Morpheus the II wrote:

OrganizationXV wrote: They’re seriosly calling it a war on marriage? That’s ironic, considering it lets more people marry each other.


A war on the *institution* of marriage. Besides, I actually agree; gay marriage corrupts the sanctity of marriage. While I don’t have any problem with gay people, I do have a problem with them getting married.

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01-22-2013 07:51 PM
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Sheko the Reaper wrote:

Morpheus the II wrote:

OrganizationXV wrote: They’re seriosly calling it a war on marriage? That’s ironic, considering it lets more people marry each other.


A war on the *institution* of marriage. Besides, I actually agree; gay marriage corrupts the sanctity of marriage. While I don’t have any problem with gay people, I do have a problem with them getting married.

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Morpheus the II wrote:

OrganizationXV wrote: They’re seriosly calling it a war on marriage? That’s ironic, considering it lets more people marry each other.


A war on the *institution* of marriage. Besides, I actually agree; gay marriage corrupts the sanctity of marriage. While I don’t have any problem with gay people, I do have a problem with them getting married.


Far better two guys get married than two straight people get married, then cheat on each other or one beats the other.

Unless you bring Godinto this, but no one has any problems with gay Christians, so...


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01-22-2013 08:01 PM
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OrganizationXV wrote:

Morpheus the II wrote:

OrganizationXV wrote: They’re seriosly calling it a war on marriage? That’s ironic, considering it lets more people marry each other.


A war on the *institution* of marriage. Besides, I actually agree; gay marriage corrupts the sanctity of marriage. While I don’t have any problem with gay people, I do have a problem with them getting married.


Far better two guys get married than two straight people get married, then cheat on each other or one beats the other.


...I don’t get it. Are you trying to imply gay couples don’t cheat on each other and/or aren’t involved in domestic violence. Ridiculous. :I

Unless you bring Godinto this, but no one has any problems with gay Christians, so...


lol

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Morpheus the II wrote:

OrganizationXV wrote:

Morpheus the II wrote:

OrganizationXV wrote: They’re seriosly calling it a war on marriage? That’s ironic, considering it lets more people marry each other.


A war on the *institution* of marriage. Besides, I actually agree; gay marriage corrupts the sanctity of marriage. While I don’t have any problem with gay people, I do have a problem with them getting married.


Far better two guys get married than two straight people get married, then cheat on each other or one beats the other.



...I don’t get it. Are you trying to imply gay couples don’t cheat on each other and/or aren’t involved in domestic violence. Ridiculous. :I


Of course it is, but what I mean is that marriage isn’t really that sanctified. they allow violent, drunken rednecks to marry but not any kind of gay people.

Unless you bring God into this, but no one has any problems with gay Christians, so...


lol


They have those.


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01-22-2013 08:08 PM
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Yeah, there’s gay “Christians”. Not: Gay Christians.

By the way, guy, I really wanna see those statistics of yours. Seeing as gay people never cheat or beat their partners.

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Marriage has no intrinsic sanctity to it, it’s just what you place on it.

My country has gay marriage legalised across the board.

Nothing terrible happens. It’s no big deal.

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Morpheus the II wrote: Yeah, there’s gay “Christians”. Not: Gay Christians.

By the way, guy, I really wanna see those statistics of yours. Seeing as gay people never cheat or beat their partners.


I never said that. I said it’s stupid to choose who can marry based on sexual preference, claiming that it’ll wreck the sanctity of marriage, when it really sanctified at all. I used wife beaters and cheaters as an example.


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01-22-2013 08:13 PM
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Zack the Barbarian wrote: Marriage has no intrinsic sanctity to it, it’s just what you place on it.


“Sanctity” as in age-old tradition; Man x Woman just seems “right”. =/

My country has gay marriage legalised across the board.


Yeah, but you’re Canadian. People in Canada aren’t total faggots. While the US is the world’s greatest nation, we’ve also got the dumbest/most ignorant people, so...

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01-22-2013 08:16 PM
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OrganizationXV wrote:

Morpheus the II wrote: Yeah, there’s gay “Christians”. Not: Gay Christians.

By the way, guy, I really wanna see those statistics of yours. Seeing as gay people never cheat or beat their partners.


I never said that. I said it’s stupid to choose who can marry based on sexual preference, claiming that it’ll wreck the sanctity of marriage, when it really sanctified at all. I used wife beaters and cheaters as an example.


Uh, no. That’s not what you said. You tried to claim gay marriage was superior to heterosexual marriage because of [insertexample].

However, even in gay marriage, one “spouse” may beat the other, and there’s definitely cheaters out there.

At this point you’re just being hypocritical.
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