Can you talk to YOUR God?

If you can, and he is all knowing then please answer these questions:

What number am I thinking of?
How many posters are in my room?
What are they of if there are any?(Oh and you have to tell me which poster it would be. Specifics.)
What are the names of all my teachers?

If you can really talk to your God, then he could answer these. If you answer them correctly, then I will be a believer.

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My god whispers to me....but the only thing he tells me is to spill blood and collect skulls for his skull throne.

I can’t hear him because I’m playing Dissidia at max volume.

Judicator Aldaris wrote: If you can, and he is all knowing then please answer these questions:

What number am I thinking of?
How many posters are in my room?
What are they of if there are any?(Oh and you have to tell me which poster it would be. Specifics.)
What are the names of all my teachers?

If you can really talk to your God, then he could answer these. If you answer them correctly, then I will be a believer.

I asked. He didn’t care.

He’s too busy smiting someone on Middle East.

Maggot Face wrote:

Judicator Aldaris wrote: If you can, and he is all knowing then please answer these questions:

What number am I thinking of?
How many posters are in my room?
What are they of if there are any?(Oh and you have to tell me which poster it would be. Specifics.)
What are the names of all my teachers?

If you can really talk to your God, then he could answer these. If you answer them correctly, then I will be a believer.

I asked. He didn’t care.

Translation: You can’t talk to him because he doesn’t exist.

Thanks.

my god i jashin he will punish all

Judicator Aldaris wrote: If you can, and he is all knowing then please answer these questions:

What number am I thinking of?
How many posters are in my room?
What are they of if there are any?(Oh and you have to tell me which poster it would be. Specifics.)
What are the names of all my teachers?

If you can really talk to your God, then he could answer these. If you answer them correctly, then I will be a believer.

“You cannot dream yourself into a character. You must hammer and forge yourself one-James A. Froude”

Rosputin wrote:

Judicator Aldaris wrote: If you can, and he is all knowing then please answer these questions:

What number am I thinking of?
How many posters are in my room?
What are they of if there are any?(Oh and you have to tell me which poster it would be. Specifics.)
What are the names of all my teachers?

If you can really talk to your God, then he could answer these. If you answer them correctly, then I will be a believer.

0_o noooooooo stop jerking of allready you pervs

Indalecio wrote:

Maggot Face wrote:

Judicator Aldaris wrote: If you can, and he is all knowing then please answer these questions:

What number am I thinking of?
How many posters are in my room?
What are they of if there are any?(Oh and you have to tell me which poster it would be. Specifics.)
What are the names of all my teachers?

If you can really talk to your God, then he could answer these. If you answer them correctly, then I will be a believer.

I asked. He didn’t care.

Translation: You can’t talk to him because he doesn’t exist.

Thanks.

Not quite.

Translation: I doubt God honestly gives two shits about every small detail of just one planet in this inconceivably large universe.

Maggot Face wrote:

Indalecio wrote:

Maggot Face wrote:

Judicator Aldaris wrote: If you can, and he is all knowing then please answer these questions:

What number am I thinking of?
How many posters are in my room?
What are they of if there are any?(Oh and you have to tell me which poster it would be. Specifics.)
What are the names of all my teachers?

If you can really talk to your God, then he could answer these. If you answer them correctly, then I will be a believer.

I asked. He didn’t care.

Translation: You can’t talk to him because he doesn’t exist.

Thanks.

Not quite.

Translation: I doubt God honestly gives two shits about every small detail of just one planet in this inconceivably large universe.

Yes, he does. Captain Falcon lives in the Earth. The God better give a fuck about Earth or get falcon pawnched.

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Pandora wrote:

Maggot Face wrote:

Indalecio wrote:

Maggot Face wrote:

Judicator Aldaris wrote: If you can, and he is all knowing then please answer these questions:

What number am I thinking of?
How many posters are in my room?
What are they of if there are any?(Oh and you have to tell me which poster it would be. Specifics.)
What are the names of all my teachers?

If you can really talk to your God, then he could answer these. If you answer them correctly, then I will be a believer.

I asked. He didn’t care.

Translation: You can’t talk to him because he doesn’t exist.

Thanks.

Not quite.

Translation: I doubt God honestly gives two shits about every small detail of just one planet in this inconceivably large universe.

Yes, he does. Captain Falcon lives in the Earth. The God better give a fuck about Earth or get falcon pawnched.

But Captain Falcon is no small detail.

Yea, we be talkin all the time.



You know he’s Deaf?

Judicator Aldaris wrote: If you can, and he is all knowing then please answer these questions:

What number am I thinking of?
How many posters are in my room?
What are they of if there are any?(Oh and you have to tell me which poster it would be. Specifics.)
What are the names of all my teachers?

If you can really talk to your God, then he could answer these. If you answer them correctly, then I will be a believer.

we can talk to him but he doesnt answer cause we all fail at life.

thanks to Chaos Theory for the sig.

Mecha Agent Turtle 00T wrote:

Judicator Aldaris wrote: If you can, and he is all knowing then please answer these questions:

What number am I thinking of?
How many posters are in my room?
What are they of if there are any?(Oh and you have to tell me which poster it would be. Specifics.)
What are the names of all my teachers?

If you can really talk to your God, then he could answer these. If you answer them correctly, then I will be a believer.

we can talk to him but he doesnt answer cause we all fail at life.

That was the most amazing thing you ever said.

Indalecio wrote:

Mecha Agent Turtle 00T wrote:

Judicator Aldaris wrote: If you can, and he is all knowing then please answer these questions:

What number am I thinking of?
How many posters are in my room?
What are they of if there are any?(Oh and you have to tell me which poster it would be. Specifics.)
What are the names of all my teachers?

If you can really talk to your God, then he could answer these. If you answer them correctly, then I will be a believer.

we can talk to him but he doesnt answer cause we all fail at life.

That was the most amazing thing you ever said.

excuse me?

Modena wrote:

Indalecio wrote:

Mecha Agent Turtle 00T wrote:

Judicator Aldaris wrote: If you can, and he is all knowing then please answer these questions:

What number am I thinking of?
How many posters are in my room?
What are they of if there are any?(Oh and you have to tell me which poster it would be. Specifics.)
What are the names of all my teachers?

If you can really talk to your God, then he could answer these. If you answer them correctly, then I will be a believer.

we can talk to him but he doesnt answer cause we all fail at life.

That was the most amazing thing you ever said.

excuse me?

He said he failed at life, and God doesn’t talk to failures. lol.

Indalecio wrote:

Modena wrote:

Indalecio wrote:

Mecha Agent Turtle 00T wrote:

Judicator Aldaris wrote: If you can, and he is all knowing then please answer these questions:

What number am I thinking of?
How many posters are in my room?
What are they of if there are any?(Oh and you have to tell me which poster it would be. Specifics.)
What are the names of all my teachers?

If you can really talk to your God, then he could answer these. If you answer them correctly, then I will be a believer.

we can talk to him but he doesnt answer cause we all fail at life.

That was the most amazing thing you ever said.

excuse me?

He said he failed at life, and God doesn’t talk to failures. lol.

lol
God hates Turtles it seems.


“talks to God”

God said Turtles are bitchy snakes with feet and a shell. And hew only made them because he was bored, he really dsnt care for or about them.


“God keeps talking”



It seems MechaAgentTurtle00T has sex with King boo and they will be punished soon.

Actually it’s more like this:

God is walking down the street walking all bad ass like, A human is like “Hey God!" and God is like “Dude, you feel at life GTFO” and the guy walks away sad, and God yells “Bring me money this Sunday! I need it to buy my son a playstation 3!" and after that, God fades away.