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A Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist

There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, “She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn’t she know there isn’t a God?"

Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house and harass her, saying “Lady, why do you pray all the time? Don’t you know there is no God?" But she kept on praying.

One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for what He was gonna do. As usual, the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself, “Humph! I’ll fix her."

He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the front porch, rang the door bell and then hid in the bushes to see what she would do. When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shouting everywhere! The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, “You ol' crazy lady, God didn’t buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!" At hearing this, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord.

When he finally caught her, he asked what her problem was. She said, “I knew the Lord would provide me with some groceries, but I didn’t know he was gonna make the devil pay for them!"












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One day a christian wasted there whole life following a bunch of absurd rules. They died to find out that they were in neither heaven or hell and were just dead. They just wasted there whole life not doing anything fun for nothing... haha

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bant car dice wrote: One day a christian wasted there whole life following a bunch of absurd rules. They died to find out that they were in neither heaven or hell and were just dead. They just wasted there whole life not doing anything fun for nothing... haha

Consequence for being a Theist, if Atheism is true:

You obeyed a few extra laws you didn’t need to.

Consequence for being an Atheist, if Theism is true:

You are roasted by 70,0000 degree flames in excruciating pain, millions of times beyond anything you ever experienced on Earth, for all eternity. The pain will never go away or grow weaker and you have no chance of being spared this horrible fate.

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Better Safe Than Sorry i Always Say. Lol

That is true.
Still, Hell is no laughing matter...

SevenTimesSeven wrote: Better Safe Than Sorry i Always Say. Lol

Really.. so what god are you going to pray to and force yourself to believe without evidence..

Cid wrote: You flame religions and its followers without even considering their side of the story. You’re not much different from Hitler with his extermination of the jews

Gplex wrote:

SevenTimesSeven wrote: Better Safe Than Sorry i Always Say. Lol

Really.. so what god are you going to pray to and force yourself to believe without evidence..

The Abrahamic God. Allah, Yahweh, Jehova...
those are His names, but he had many more.

And we have tons of fucking evidence. Have you even read the Quran? I explained to you all the scientific details in it but you just clap your hands over your head and say “La la la I’m not listening." Like the little child you are...

Sean of the Living wrote:

Gplex wrote:

SevenTimesSeven wrote: Better Safe Than Sorry i Always Say. Lol

Really.. so what god are you going to pray to and force yourself to believe without evidence..

The Abrahamic God. Allah, Yahweh, Jehova...
those are His names, but he had many more.

And we have tons of fucking evidence. Have you even read the Quran? I explained to you all the scientific details in it but you just clap your hands over your head and say “La la la I’m not listening." Like the little child you are...

Why not Buddah? Why is he wrong?

im atheist. i respect other people’s religions, but how good is your god if he sends all nonbelievers to a place of endless torture? sounds like a discriminating tyrant to me.

Totalitus wrote:

Sean of the Living wrote:

Gplex wrote:

SevenTimesSeven wrote: Better Safe Than Sorry i Always Say. Lol

Really.. so what god are you going to pray to and force yourself to believe without evidence..

The Abrahamic God. Allah, Yahweh, Jehova...
those are His names, but he had many more.

And we have tons of fucking evidence. Have you even read the Quran? I explained to you all the scientific details in it but you just clap your hands over your head and say “La la la I’m not listening." Like the little child you are...

Why not Buddah? Why is he wrong?

Didn’t say he was. Buddha was not god, nor did he claim to be god, or even believe in gods. He was just a good man.

Also, I don’t worship those 3 as seperate entities. Allah just means “God” in arabic, Jehova means “to be worshipped” and Yahweh means “merciful and gracious”. Of course, being a muslim I just say Allah. I do not believe in the Trinity...

I just think we Jews, Christians and Muslims are all worshipping the same guy but we have a sibling rivalry. I hope that in the future we will get over it, but it doesn’t seem likely.

Gplex wrote:

SevenTimesSeven wrote: Better Safe Than Sorry i Always Say. Lol

Really.. so what god are you going to pray to and force yourself to believe without evidence..

Hmmm. Well, can’t say I didn’t warn you.
The Quran makes it very clear that the fiery levels of Hell are beneath the ground...

lol if the buhddist religeon is right theres no need to worry for hell
its just reancarnation

jomas the grunt wrote: lol if the buhddist religeon is right theres no need to worry for hell
its just reancarnation

Actually Buddhists believe in Hell. It’s called Naraka. It’s not eternal, but it usually lasts a very long time.

Sean of the Living wrote:

jomas the grunt wrote: lol if the buhddist religeon is right theres no need to worry for hell
its just reancarnation

Actually Buddhists believe in Hell. It’s called Naraka. It’s not eternal, but it usually lasts a very long time.

where there really fat with a mouth the size of a pinhole and there always hungery and theres a huge feast infront of them but they cant eat it cuss of there mouth being so small?
my friend told me something like that

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he looks happy
can i pet him?

go ahead.

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