According to GIIVideo. The bible gives us clear instructions on how to get into heaven...
STEP 1. LUKE CH 10:25 On one occasion an expert in the law stood up to test Jesus. “Teacher," he asked, “what must I do to inherit eternal life?"
26"What is written in the Law?" he replied. “How do you read it?"
27He answered: " 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind and, 'Love your neighbor as yourself.
28"You have answered correctly," Jesus replied. “Do this and you will live."
STEP 2. LUKE 18: 18. A certain ruler asked him, “Good teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?"
19"Why do you call me good?" Jesus answered. “No one is good—except God alone. 20You know the commandments: 'Do not commit adultery, do not murder, do not steal, do not give false testimony, honor your father and mother.
21"All these I have kept since I was a boy," he said.
22When Jesus heard this, he said to him, “You still lack one thing. Sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."
STEP 3. LUKE CH 14 :26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple. 27And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple. 33In the same way, any of you who does not give up everything he has cannot be my disciple.
STEP 4. JOHN 6 : 53Jesus said to them, “I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. 54Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day.
STEP 5. MATTHEW 18: 2He called a little child and had him stand among them. 3And he said: “I tell you the truth, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven
STEP 6. JOHN 3: 3In reply Jesus declared, “I tell you the truth, no one can see the kingdom of God unless he is born again.
4"How can a man be born when he is old?" Nicodemus asked. “Surely he cannot enter a second time into his mother’s womb to be born!"
5Jesus answered, “I tell you the truth, no one can enter the kingdom of God unless he is born of water and the Spirit. 6Flesh gives birth to flesh, but the Spirit gives birth to spirit. 7You should not be surprised at my saying, 'You must be born again.' 8The wind blows wherever it pleases. You hear its sound, but you cannot tell where it comes from or where it is going. So it is with everyone born of the Spirit."
STEP 7. MATTHEW 5: 17"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. 19Anyone who breaks one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven.
STEP 8. JOHN 3: 16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
O.K. Now lets look at these...
1. Love god and all your neighbors..simple enough
2.Keep the commandments and SELL EVERYTHING...sell everything?? Your house, car, cell phone, computer, etc. Then be a deciple...Hope you have an E-Bay account and a lot of time to sell your stuff..
3.Now it gets complicated...You have to hate everyone...How can you honor your mother and father and hate them at the same time? How can you love your neighbors and hate them? And also the thing about giving(selling) EVERYTHING..
4.Eat Flesh and drink blood???...Even if it is metaphorical..Sounds more like a satanic cult...
5.Become like children..Flesh eating and blood drinking children i guess...
6.Be born again. Plus the thing with the wind is total b.s...We know where wind comes from and also where it goes.
7. Be more rightous than the pharasies..613 laws in the old testament and the pharasies followed them religiously. 100 of those were about animal sacrifice..Noone is going to be more rightous than the pharasies
8.Just remember that this step is just one of 8..no more or less important than the other steps. The other 7 steps have just as much weight as John 3:16...So you have to love everone and hate everyone. Give up or sell all your stuff. Eat flesh and drink blood. Become like children and be born again. Follow all 613 laws in the old testament and believe in jesus...
So tell me according to these 8 steps, who is getting into heaven?
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“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts
Well if you take them literally then yes that is what you would come up with. But most of them have double meanings. In true fictional literature fashion, the meanings and themes behind them are not stated directly but meant to be derived and found. Considering the Bible is one of those it’s not surprising it has them haha.
Such as become a child means more around in innocence rather than literally. Become something that is innocent and pure rather than sinful and gritty.
riptorn311 wrote:
According to GIIVideo. The bible gives us clear instructions on how to get into heaven...
STEP 1. LUKE CH 10:25 On one occasion an expert in the law stood up to test Jesus. “Teacher," he asked, “what must I do to inherit eternal life?"
26"What is written in the Law?" he replied. “How do you read it?"
27He answered: " 'Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind and, 'Love your neighbor as yourself.
28"You have answered correctly," Jesus replied. “Do this and you will live."
STEP 2. LUKE 18: 18. A certain ruler asked him, “Good teacher, what must I do to inherit eternal life?"
19"Why do you call me good?" Jesus answered. “No one is good—except God alone. 20You know the commandments: 'Do not commit adultery, do not murder, do not steal, do not give false testimony, honor your father and mother.
21"All these I have kept since I was a boy," he said.
22When Jesus heard this, he said to him, “You still lack one thing. Sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."
STEP 3. LUKE CH 14 :26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple. 27And anyone who does not carry his cross and follow me cannot be my disciple. 33In the same way, any of you who does not give up everything he has cannot be my disciple.
STEP 4. JOHN 6 : 53Jesus said to them, “I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you. 54Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day.
STEP 5. MATTHEW 18: 2He called a little child and had him stand among them. 3And he said: “I tell you the truth, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven
STEP 6. JOHN 3: 3In reply Jesus declared, “I tell you the truth, no one can see the kingdom of God unless he is born again.
4"How can a man be born when he is old?" Nicodemus asked. “Surely he cannot enter a second time into his mother’s womb to be born!"
5Jesus answered, “I tell you the truth, no one can enter the kingdom of God unless he is born of water and the Spirit. 6Flesh gives birth to flesh, but the Spirit gives birth to spirit. 7You should not be surprised at my saying, 'You must be born again.' 8The wind blows wherever it pleases. You hear its sound, but you cannot tell where it comes from or where it is going. So it is with everyone born of the Spirit."
STEP 7. MATTHEW 5: 17"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished. 19Anyone who breaks one of the least of these commandments and teaches others to do the same will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven.
STEP 8. JOHN 3: 16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
O.K. Now lets look at these...
1. Love god and all your neighbors..simple enough
2.Keep the commandments and SELL EVERYTHING...sell everything?? Your house, car, cell phone, computer, etc. Then be a deciple...Hope you have an E-Bay account and a lot of time to sell your stuff..
3.Now it gets complicated...You have to hate everyone...How can you honor your mother and father and hate them at the same time? How can you love your neighbors and hate them? And also the thing about giving(selling) EVERYTHING..
4.Eat Flesh and drink blood???...Even if it is metaphorical..Sounds more like a satanic cult...
5.Become like children..Flesh eating and blood drinking children i guess...
6.Be born again. Plus the thing with the wind is total b.s...We know where wind comes from and also where it goes.
7. Be more rightous than the pharasies..613 laws in the old testament and the pharasies followed them religiously. 100 of those were about animal sacrifice..Noone is going to be more rightous than the pharasies
8.Just remember that this step is just one of 8..no more or less important than the other steps. The other 7 steps have just as much weight as John 3:16...So you have to love everone and hate everyone. Give up or sell all your stuff. Eat flesh and drink blood. Become like children and be born again. Follow all 613 laws in the old testament and believe in jesus...
So tell me according to these 8 steps, who is getting into heaven?
Not Atheist?
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Immortal Menace wrote:
Why go back to australia..im already here. and i bet you my house is 10 times better than your piece of shit. and i curb stomp nigga’s heads into pavement. i’d do the same to you bitch
Zucas wrote:
Well if you take them literally then yes that is what you would come up with. But most of them have double meanings. In true fictional literature fashion, the meanings and themes behind them are not stated directly but meant to be derived and found. Considering the Bible is one of those it’s not surprising it has them haha.
Such as become a child means more around in innocence rather than literally. Become something that is innocent and pure rather than sinful and gritty.
So that means there is inherent gnosticism ideas in the bible...Plus a lot of people take the bible literally. Ask any crationist..I’m just going by what jesus said. And jesus is god and god is perfect. The point is that if thats what you have to do to get into heaven then noone is getting to heaven...And if you dont have to do all those things why would jesus himself mention most of those?
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“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts
Ice Cube wrote:
Best way to get into Heaven: Follow the Ten Commandments, and you’ll be just fine, for those who actually belive in God, Lucifer, etc.
It’s not Lucifer in the bible, it’s Satan. Lucifer is a lord that Isaiah wrote about in a letter in which he sarcastically referred to him as “the morning star”.
Ice Cube wrote:
Best way to get into Heaven: Follow the Ten Commandments, and you’ll be just fine, for those who actually belive in God, Lucifer, etc.
It’s not Lucifer in the bible, it’s Satan. Lucifer is a lord that Isaiah wrote about in a letter in which he sarcastically referred to him as “the morning star”.
Lucifer is not Satan according to the bible...
Unless you read/follow the apocrypha and/or the gnostic gospels. Which reinforces a lot of those type of ideas in Christian doctrine.
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Sound DBZ logic cannot be destroyed; the efforts of the so-called super elite will always be in vain. Have at thee Krom!
Ice Cube wrote:
Best way to get into Heaven: Follow the Ten Commandments, and you’ll be just fine, for those who actually belive in God, Lucifer, etc.
It’s not Lucifer in the bible, it’s Satan. Lucifer is a lord that Isaiah wrote about in a letter in which he sarcastically referred to him as “the morning star”.
Lucifer is not Satan according to the bible...
Obviously there was no reason to tell me this since you obviously knew who I was talking about, right?
Unless you’re going to say no.
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Shaman King Hao wrote:
I have a level 74 black mage blood elf. You’re going down kid.
The MASK wrote:
Jamaicans don’t die they transform into super marijuana.
Ice Cube wrote:
Best way to get into Heaven: Follow the Ten Commandments, and you’ll be just fine, for those who actually belive in God, Lucifer, etc.
It’s not Lucifer in the bible, it’s Satan. Lucifer is a lord that Isaiah wrote about in a letter in which he sarcastically referred to him as “the morning star”.
Lucifer is not Satan according to the bible...
Obviously there was no reason to tell me this since you obviously knew who I was talking about, right?
Ice Cube wrote:
Best way to get into Heaven: Follow the Ten Commandments, and you’ll be just fine, for those who actually belive in God, Lucifer, etc.
It’s not Lucifer in the bible, it’s Satan. Lucifer is a lord that Isaiah wrote about in a letter in which he sarcastically referred to him as “the morning star”.
Lucifer is not Satan according to the bible...
Unless you read/follow the apocrypha and/or the gnostic gospels. Which reinforces a lot of those type of ideas in Christian doctrine.
Notice that I said, “the bible”. anything else written and referring to Lucifer a the devil was taken from Isiah’s letter by a later author.
Ice Cube wrote:
Best way to get into Heaven: Follow the Ten Commandments, and you’ll be just fine, for those who actually belive in God, Lucifer, etc.
It’s not Lucifer in the bible, it’s Satan. Lucifer is a lord that Isaiah wrote about in a letter in which he sarcastically referred to him as “the morning star”.
Lucifer is not Satan according to the bible...
Unless you read/follow the apocrypha and/or the gnostic gospels. Which reinforces a lot of those type of ideas in Christian doctrine.
Notice that I said, “the bible”. anything else written and referring to Lucifer a the devil was taken from Isiah’s letter by a later author.
emphasis on written.
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Sound DBZ logic cannot be destroyed; the efforts of the so-called super elite will always be in vain. Have at thee Krom!
Ice Cube wrote:
Best way to get into Heaven: Follow the Ten Commandments, and you’ll be just fine, for those who actually belive in God, Lucifer, etc.
It’s not Lucifer in the bible, it’s Satan. Lucifer is a lord that Isaiah wrote about in a letter in which he sarcastically referred to him as “the morning star”.
Lucifer is not Satan according to the bible...
Unless you read/follow the apocrypha and/or the gnostic gospels. Which reinforces a lot of those type of ideas in Christian doctrine.
Notice that I said, “the bible”. anything else written and referring to Lucifer a the devil was taken from Isiah’s letter by a later author.
emphasis on written.
yup, people can say what they want, but we know how credible that can be.
Ice Cube wrote:
Best way to get into Heaven: Follow the Ten Commandments, and you’ll be just fine, for those who actually belive in God, Lucifer, etc.
It’s not Lucifer in the bible, it’s Satan. Lucifer is a lord that Isaiah wrote about in a letter in which he sarcastically referred to him as “the morning star”.
Lucifer is not Satan according to the bible...
Obviously there was no reason to tell me this since you obviously knew who I was talking about, right?
Unless you’re going to say no.
As a response, that made no sense
Then let me put it into simpler terms. There was no reason to tell me what you had said, since you had know who I was actually talking about, Satan, Lucifer, Devil, some of the names that people call him by.
That better for you?
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Shaman King Hao wrote:
I have a level 74 black mage blood elf. You’re going down kid.
The MASK wrote:
Jamaicans don’t die they transform into super marijuana.
OK i learned how to post videos...so here it is...
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“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts
Ice Cube wrote:
Best way to get into Heaven: Follow the Ten Commandments, and you’ll be just fine, for those who actually belive in God, Lucifer, etc.
I guess rape and slavery are just fine by your eyes.
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Cid wrote:
You flame religions and its followers without even considering their side of the story. You’re not much different from Hitler with his extermination of the jews
Cid wrote:
You flame religions and its followers without even considering their side of the story. You’re not much different from Hitler with his extermination of the jews
Ice Cube wrote:
Best way to get into Heaven: Follow the Ten Commandments, and you’ll be just fine, for those who actually belive in God, Lucifer, etc.
I guess rape and slavery are just fine by your eyes.
Don’t forget killing children....Oh and genocide...lol...COMMON PEOPLE!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!
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“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts
