Not unless the fundies are wrong and I have to spend eternity with them...
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“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts
According to christianity, everything fun in the world is evil.
According to christianity, Satan embodies everything that is evil, and tricks you into doing evil things.
Therefore, Satan would make Hell to be the most evil place in existence.
But since we’ve established that the Bible says everything fun in the world is evil, we can conclude that Hell is actually the most fun place in existence.
raep wrote:
According to christianity, everything fun in the world is evil.
According to christianity, Satan embodies everything that is evil, and tricks you into doing evil things.
Therefore, Satan would make Hell to be the most evil place in existence.
But since we’ve established that the Bible says everything fun in the world is evil, we can conclude that Hell is actually the most fun place in existence.
QED.
I bet Satan has Playstation 9000/Xbox 9000/(Insert whatever Nintendo here) and sex orgy parties all the time. That bastard!
He probably made the bible so that hell won’t be overpopulated.
riptorn311 wrote:
Not unless the fundies are wrong and I have to spend eternity with them...
You will have to spend it with something far worse than fundies. Atheists.
lol.
Hope you don’t take it seriously. Since fundies think atheists are the bane of existence.
See? That’s the thing. If there are only athiests in hell then it couldn’t be called hell to me...Sticking me in a place where i bow to and worship a “god” (heaven), would be more like hell to me...If you wnt me in hell, then just send me to heaven....Tormented forever by the believers(now THATS hell)
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Shaun of the Living wrote:
Why does the devil torture the people who serve him? It makes no sense.
'Cause he’s a dick.
Compared to Jehovah? lololololol
LMMFAO @ the response....BURN!!!!...Thats right...use their own weapon against them.
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Pandora wrote:
Red is involved with Jehovah’s witness? wut
Jehovah is the god of the damn bible..So is Elohim, YHWH...and eventually Jebus Khrist...
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