How did Judas Iscariot die?

Simple enough question...

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts

There’s two versions in the bible. One says he hanged himself the other says his guts were opened or something. Some people say he hanged himself then the rope or branch snapped and he fell on some rocks that pierced his guts.

riptorn311 wrote: Simple enough question...

If he was real, he would have surly died by now.

Cid wrote: You flame religions and its followers without even considering their side of the story. You’re not much different from Hitler with his extermination of the jews

Gplex wrote:

riptorn311 wrote: Simple enough question...

If he was real, he would have surly died by now.

OKAY plex..ill rephrase it just for you...how did judas SUPPOSEDLY die?

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts

Reef wrote: There’s two versions in the bible. One says he hanged himself the other says his guts were opened or something. Some people say he hanged himself then the rope or branch snapped and he fell on some rocks that pierced his guts.

Problem is that the book of acts says he fell HEADLONG.....you can not fall headlong if you hang yourself

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts

riptorn311 wrote:

Reef wrote: There’s two versions in the bible. One says he hanged himself the other says his guts were opened or something. Some people say he hanged himself then the rope or branch snapped and he fell on some rocks that pierced his guts.

Problem is that the book of acts says he fell HEADLONG.....you can not fall headlong if you hang yourself

unless he was swinging, haha. Or perhaps he nose dived off the branch he was hanging himself?

riptorn311 wrote:

Reef wrote: There’s two versions in the bible. One says he hanged himself the other says his guts were opened or something. Some people say he hanged himself then the rope or branch snapped and he fell on some rocks that pierced his guts.

Problem is that the book of acts says he fell HEADLONG.....you can not fall headlong if you hang yourself

he tried to do it up side down.

he could have cut his gut then hung himsleff. The fall would have cuased his ineards to fall out like in the movie Hannable. That is prob the best exp it would be a instant death. Only hanging yourself could take a few long very missiarble minites if the fall doesnt dreak the neck. Cutting yourself open he may still live for a min or 2 again very painful and missirable. doing both is very quick

I’m going to go out on a limb and say AIDS.

Khorib wrote:

riptorn311 wrote:

Reef wrote: There’s two versions in the bible. One says he hanged himself the other says his guts were opened or something. Some people say he hanged himself then the rope or branch snapped and he fell on some rocks that pierced his guts.

Problem is that the book of acts says he fell HEADLONG.....you can not fall headlong if you hang yourself

unless he was swinging, haha. Or perhaps he nose dived off the branch he was hanging himself?

Maybe he just had a really big head xD
In all seriousness though, it’s just another contradiction.

riptorn311 wrote:

Gplex wrote:

riptorn311 wrote: Simple enough question...

If he was real, he would have surly died by now.

OKAY plex..ill rephrase it just for you...how did judas SUPPOSEDLY die?

You need to be specific.

Cid wrote: You flame religions and its followers without even considering their side of the story. You’re not much different from Hitler with his extermination of the jews

Gplex wrote:

riptorn311 wrote:

Gplex wrote:

riptorn311 wrote: Simple enough question...

If he was real, he would have surly died by now.

OKAY plex..ill rephrase it just for you...how did judas SUPPOSEDLY die?

You need to be specific.

read post #5 riptorn is just trying to point out a contradiction. Although I can’t figure out why he didn’t directly just say that.

Shaun of the Living wrote:

Gplex wrote:

riptorn311 wrote:

Gplex wrote:

riptorn311 wrote: Simple enough question...

If he was real, he would have surly died by now.

OKAY plex..ill rephrase it just for you...how did judas SUPPOSEDLY die?

You need to be specific.

read post #5 riptorn is just trying to point out a contradiction. Although I can’t figure out why he didn’t directly just say that.

Neither can I.

Cid wrote: You flame religions and its followers without even considering their side of the story. You’re not much different from Hitler with his extermination of the jews

It is because I wanted to hear the various excuses for the contradiction before pointing out the contradiction.Such as post number 8....Apologetics crack me up

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts

riptorn311 wrote: It is because I wanted to hear the various excuses for the contradiction before pointing out the contradiction.Such as post number 8....Apologetics crack me up

I was just stating what could have been done. Since he was a real person.

Zombie Jesus ate him.

“headlong” is defined as hasty or rashly; or “break neck speed”. Judas died by hanging on a tree. after hanging there for a few days so, his body deterioted and eventionally fell on the ground. Thus his intestines spilled out. Happens when body has rotted.

augie wrote: “headlong” is defined as hasty or rashly; or “break neck speed”. Judas died by hanging on a tree. after hanging there for a few days so, his body deterioted and eventionally fell on the ground. Thus his intestines spilled out. Happens when body has rotted.

LMAO!!! What is the number 1 definition?? Thats right, headfirst...Just look at it for what it is for just a minute...

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." Stephen F. Roberts