Make your own 10 Commandments

Thou shalt be honorable

That pretty much summed up all the 10 commandments I originally had. Here they are

1. Thou shall not lie

2. Thou shall not steal

3. Thou shall be free thinking and think critically

4. Thou shall not kill or severely injure intelligent beings (unless they want you to)

5. Thou shall not cheat on or pussywhip thy lover

6. Thou shall not act black if thy skin is white (that means you Eminem)

7. Thou shall take care of thy body

8. Thou shall not be a sellout

9. Thou shall not slap your bitch or any other bitch for that matter

10. Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself

Join “The Zeitgeist Movement”

1. Thou shall read the 2nd Commandment
2. Thou shall read the 3rd Commandment
3. Thou shall read the 4th Commandment
4. Thou shall read the 5th Commandment
5. Thou shall read the 6th Commandment
6. Thou shall read the 7th Commandment
7. Thou shall read the 8th Commandment
8. Thou shall read the 9th Commandment
9. Thou shall read the 10th Commandment
10. Thou shall read the 1st Commandment

MvC Chat needz moar people
http://xat.com/chat/room/60567900/

My only commandment is: All women shall give their men pussy/head whenever they ask!

I like that commandment

Join “The Zeitgeist Movement”

ramunematt wrote: I like that commandment

As do I

it’s a universally popular commandment. very few opponents

cba to list ten, but here’s one that is important to me:

Thou shalt use an inside voice while indoors.

Stix86 wrote: it’s a universally popular commandment. very few opponents

Not for 50% of the population.


I wonder if most men realise putting a knob in your mouth is not a pleasurable experience. Licking pussy is a different experience though!

Post #3 FTW

But these are my commandments.

1. Do not talk about Fight Club.
2. Do NOT talk about Fight Club.
3. See rules #1-#2.
4. See rules #1-#2.
5. See rules #1-#2.
6. See rules #1-#2.
7. See rules #1-#2.
8. See rules #1-#2.
9. See rules #1-#2.
10. See rules #1-#2.

Hey Dream get a real commandment. Fight club is retarded!

1. Thou shall not kill, except to protect oneself or another.
2. Thou shall not steal, unless truly needed.
3. Thou shalt respect the ideas of others.
4. Thou should give when capable of giving, and take only if needed.
5. Thou should never kill a creature unless for protection or food.
6. Thou should befriend logic and disregard hate.
7. Thou should take care of thy body and mind.
8. Thou should never cheat on ones spouse.
9. Thou should never lie, unless for a good purpose.
10. Thou should understand nothing is true, everything if permitted.

I am, Forever Gone.

“I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds”

I can’t help but think of those bullshit rules. Those rules of course being 1 and 2.

I see no problem with Fight Club. Cept the WTF plot.

Maggot Face wrote: I can’t help but think of those bullshit rules. Those rules of course being 1 and 2.

My rules?

I think they are pretty fair.

I am, Forever Gone.

“I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds”

Kagrenac wrote:

Maggot Face wrote: I can’t help but think of those bullshit rules. Those rules of course being 1 and 2.

My rules?

I think they are pretty fair.

The rules of the internet. I was referring to Dream of the Endless’s post.

oh...

and thou shall not put bread in the fridge.

Join “The Zeitgeist Movement”

1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy.
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed. with sheets
5. No animal shall drink alcohol. to excess
6. No animal shall kill any other animal. without cause
7. All animals are equal. but some animals are more equal than others

I couldn’t help it. My bad.

Mine are simple:

If a man/woman doesn’t put out for their husband/wife, then the other gets to have an affair until he/she puts out!

If you kill someone and get caught, maximum punishment. If it’s over 15 years later when they catch you, too bad for them.

If you’re a woman and your man would rather sit at home on his lazy ass then work, he gets sentenced to jail. lol. If he can’t work because of some kind of disability then just leave him.

If a woman cries rape when she hasn’t been raped, the accuser gets to have his way with her. If he doesn’t want to , he can pick one of his desperate friends to take his place.

To be continued....

tmigirl19 wrote: If he can’t work because of some kind of disability then just leave him.

Damn, that is mad harsh.