MvC Flying Spaggheti Monster Cult

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: How will it get ugly?

converting

We shall convert in the shadows of the night.

so via pm?

bingo

but that aint my nameo

Name changeo?

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

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Crimson_Blade wrote: Nervin must make his pledge of alligiance before he is welcomed as a brother.

i think he is a bad person and by that i mean...
<_< >_> ...italian

We all know that the italians erupted from FSM’s holy anus by a mistake.

i hate them noodle eaters those cannibles

They are punished in noodle hell. Where they are forced to eat rice. Which we know is vastly inferior to noodles.

thats why its over priced and sold in asia

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: How will it get ugly?

converting

We shall convert in the shadows of the night.

so via pm?

bingo

but that aint my nameo

Name changeo?

i think i willeo

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Nervin must make his pledge of alligiance before he is welcomed as a brother.

i think he is a bad person and by that i mean...
<_< >_> ...italian

We all know that the italians erupted from FSM’s holy anus by a mistake.

i hate them noodle eaters those cannibles

They are punished in noodle hell. Where they are forced to eat rice. Which we know is vastly inferior to noodles.

thats why its over priced and sold in asia

Indeed. You have been studying your Holy Book my son?

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Nervin must make his pledge of alligiance before he is welcomed as a brother.

i think he is a bad person and by that i mean...
<_< >_> ...italian

We all know that the italians erupted from FSM’s holy anus by a mistake.

i hate them noodle eaters those cannibles

They are punished in noodle hell. Where they are forced to eat rice. Which we know is vastly inferior to noodles.

thats why its over priced and sold in asia

Indeed. You have been studying your Holy Book my son?

yes master

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Nervin must make his pledge of alligiance before he is welcomed as a brother.

i think he is a bad person and by that i mean...
<_< >_> ...italian

We all know that the italians erupted from FSM’s holy anus by a mistake.

i hate them noodle eaters those cannibles

They are punished in noodle hell. Where they are forced to eat rice. Which we know is vastly inferior to noodles.

thats why its over priced and sold in asia

Indeed. You have been studying your Holy Book my son?

yes master

Wrong my son, I am not your master... His noodlesness is.

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Nervin must make his pledge of alligiance before he is welcomed as a brother.

i think he is a bad person and by that i mean...
<_< >_> ...italian

We all know that the italians erupted from FSM’s holy anus by a mistake.

i hate them noodle eaters those cannibles

They are punished in noodle hell. Where they are forced to eat rice. Which we know is vastly inferior to noodles.

thats why its over priced and sold in asia

Indeed. You have been studying your Holy Book my son?

yes master

Wrong my son, I am not your master... His noodlesness is.

Sorry mister person i listen to
And sorry master*looks up*

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Nervin must make his pledge of alligiance before he is welcomed as a brother.

i think he is a bad person and by that i mean...
<_< >_> ...italian

We all know that the italians erupted from FSM’s holy anus by a mistake.

i hate them noodle eaters those cannibles

They are punished in noodle hell. Where they are forced to eat rice. Which we know is vastly inferior to noodles.

thats why its over priced and sold in asia

Indeed. You have been studying your Holy Book my son?

yes master

Wrong my son, I am not your master... His noodlesness is.

Sorry mister person i listen to
And sorry master*looks up*

*pats on head*

Now go and burn this bag of rice for me. And burn it good.

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: Nervin must make his pledge of alligiance before he is welcomed as a brother.

i think he is a bad person and by that i mean...
<_< >_> ...italian

We all know that the italians erupted from FSM’s holy anus by a mistake.

i hate them noodle eaters those cannibles

They are punished in noodle hell. Where they are forced to eat rice. Which we know is vastly inferior to noodles.

thats why its over priced and sold in asia

Indeed. You have been studying your Holy Book my son?

yes master

Wrong my son, I am not your master... His noodlesness is.

Sorry mister person i listen to
And sorry master*looks up*

*pats on head*

Now go and burn this bag of rice for me. And burn it good.

yes i will mister person i listen to*covers rice with oil and sells to italians when you look away*

Hmm I smell somthing... Somthing that smells like Pizza...

ITALIANS!!!

*gets out whip*

My son, I am a worshipper ofthe FSM, as I have been part of its religious studies for many years now.
So.....
SIGN ME UP!

Crimson_Blade wrote: Hmm I smell somthing... Somthing that smells like Pizza...

ITALIANS!!!

*gets out whip*

*grabs a crossbow, kneals and looks up*master today i will kill the nonbelievers

NeonMan5 wrote: My son, I am a worshipper ofthe FSM, as I have been part of its religious studies for many years now.
So.....
SIGN ME UP!

you must pray to him

First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?

Crimson_Blade wrote: First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?

*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?

*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver

*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?

*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver

*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...

*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?

*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver

*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...

*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*

You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?

*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver

*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...

*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*

You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.

yes father*rolls eyes*

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote:

Crimson Pheonix wrote:

Crimson_Blade wrote: First you must prove yourself with a quote from one of FSMs many passages in his gospels... May I suggest one from the Chronicle of the Teacup?

*whispers*Mayby he’s a nonbeliver

*nods* Prepare the sacrificial dagger...

*grabs a hello kitty “my first knife”*

You can never be too careful with sacrificial knives my son.

yes father*rolls eyes*

Respect thy FSM cult leader son. One of the Masters commandments.