Strong wrote:
Of course i do, the 10 headed demon thing is going to kill us all, and Jesus really does have a sword in his mouth...
No offence to any literalists
(Runs and puts on flame-proof suit)
I was always wondering why he had a sword in his mouth. I mean, just why? Thats random
I think its supposed to be him striking down the evil in the earth with his words, but it doesnt make it any less tripped out. St. john sure loved picking mushrooms...
Strong wrote:
Of course i do, the 10 headed demon thing is going to kill us all, and Jesus really does have a sword in his mouth...
No offence to any literalists
(Runs and puts on flame-proof suit)
I was always wondering why he had a sword in his mouth. I mean, just why? Thats random
I think its supposed to be him striking down the evil in the earth with his words, but it doesnt make it any less tripped out. St. john sure loved picking mushrooms...
Yeah I guess that does make sence. lol, yeah. He did.
Strong wrote:
Of course i do, the 10 headed demon thing is going to kill us all, and Jesus really does have a sword in his mouth...
No offence to any literalists
(Runs and puts on flame-proof suit)
I was always wondering why he had a sword in his mouth. I mean, just why? Thats random
I think its supposed to be him striking down the evil in the earth with his words, but it doesnt make it any less tripped out. St. john sure loved picking mushrooms...
Yeah I guess that does make sence. lol, yeah. He did.
Got that right. If that dude wasn’t having a divine revelation he must have been having an acid trip or a nightmare or both at once.
Strong wrote:
Of course i do, the 10 headed demon thing is going to kill us all, and Jesus really does have a sword in his mouth...
No offence to any literalists
(Runs and puts on flame-proof suit)
I was always wondering why he had a sword in his mouth. I mean, just why? Thats random
I think its supposed to be him striking down the evil in the earth with his words, but it doesnt make it any less tripped out. St. john sure loved picking mushrooms...
Yeah I guess that does make sence. lol, yeah. He did.
Got that right. If that dude wasn’t having a divine revelation he must have been having an acid trip or a nightmare or both at once.
It probably wasn’t as bad back then. When stories like that would make sence.
Strong wrote:
Of course i do, the 10 headed demon thing is going to kill us all, and Jesus really does have a sword in his mouth...
No offence to any literalists
(Runs and puts on flame-proof suit)
I was always wondering why he had a sword in his mouth. I mean, just why? Thats random
I think its supposed to be him striking down the evil in the earth with his words, but it doesnt make it any less tripped out. St. john sure loved picking mushrooms...
Yeah I guess that does make sence. lol, yeah. He did.
Got that right. If that dude wasn’t having a divine revelation he must have been having an acid trip or a nightmare or both at once.
It probably wasn’t as bad back then. When stories like that would make sence.
Well, it still makes sense now in metaphors... though skeptics would probably say it was all literal to begin with and metaphors are invented by people trying to interpret it in a way that makes sense because they want to believe it.
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Last edited 26 Jun 2008 12:28 am by Shaun of the Living
Strong wrote:
Of course i do, the 10 headed demon thing is going to kill us all, and Jesus really does have a sword in his mouth...
No offence to any literalists
(Runs and puts on flame-proof suit)
I was always wondering why he had a sword in his mouth. I mean, just why? Thats random
I think its supposed to be him striking down the evil in the earth with his words, but it doesnt make it any less tripped out. St. john sure loved picking mushrooms...
Yeah I guess that does make sence. lol, yeah. He did.
Got that right. If that dude wasn’t having a divine revelation he must have been having an acid trip or a nightmare or both at once.
It probably wasn’t as bad back then. When stories like that would make sence.
Well, it still makes sense now in metaphors... though skeptics would probably say it was all literal to begin with and metaphors are invented by people trying to interpret it in a way that makes sense because they want to believe it.
Satanist, gives me fulfillment that I couldn’t find with Judaism or Christianity, I always felt like I was living in fear because I have a lot of pride and am very ambitious and I kept having that thrown back in my face as “damning” and a “sin”. Being a Science Major, it was also just getting too hard to believe the bible with all this contradictory evidence pointing to it being false. I’m more motivated, wake up feeling great, ready to start the new day and am living an overall greatly improved lifestyle. I even eat better now and exercise regularly now that I have a higher motivation to achieve than ever before.
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The REAL commandments and Why American Education sucks
Since I started to post in this section, I might as well “share my beliefs”. My beliefs/interests lie with Celtic traditions. I don’t really define myself beyond that because my beliefs and ideas are still in flux. I like to research, explore, and question everything.
And Son Gohan...I hear you - I went through a similar experience.
Etain wrote:
Since I started to post in this section, I might as well “share my beliefs”. My beliefs/interests lie with Celtic traditions. I don’t really define myself beyond that because my beliefs and ideas are still in flux. I like to research, explore, and question everything.
And Son Gohan...I hear you - I went through a similar experience.
Yes...i also feel like that...!! Cuz i read a bit more....n search more...!! Cuz in my place....there`s a lot of influential n some fights by Christians to us .....ehh..!! So...i might know that as well..!! N i just take off the man-made topics...Cuz...man can`t exactly report a direct report to other...what they had been told...!! They just make it bigger or smaller by own thoughts..!! So in order to emphasize a religion....we may need to delete the man-made things...first...!!
bored so decided to post a list of the 9 satanic statements. Sorta equivalent to the 10 commandments.
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called seven deadly sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
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The REAL commandments and Why American Education sucks
Son Gohan The True SSJ2 wrote:
bored so decided to post a list of the 9 satanic statements. Sorta equivalent to the 10 commandments.
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called seven deadly sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
Son Gohan The True SSJ2 wrote:
bored so decided to post a list of the 9 satanic statements. Sorta equivalent to the 10 commandments.
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called seven deadly sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
Son Gohan The True SSJ2 wrote:
bored so decided to post a list of the 9 satanic statements. Sorta equivalent to the 10 commandments.
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called seven deadly sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
Son Gohan The True SSJ2 wrote:
bored so decided to post a list of the 9 satanic statements. Sorta equivalent to the 10 commandments.
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called seven deadly sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
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