speaking in tongues is so retarted!!!!!!!

can religion get you any retarder????

gotttCHA wrote: can religion get you any retarder????

You have turned this thread into an oxymoron... congrats dipshit.

Retarder?

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Cid wrote: You flame religions and its followers without even considering their side of the story. You’re not much different from Hitler with his extermination of the jews

gotttCHA wrote: can religion get you any retarder????

Fale

gotttCHA wrote: can religion get you any retarder????

I lol’d.

Cool story bro.

Maggot Face wrote: Retarder?

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surprisingly retarder is not listed as a misspelled word on firefox.

Indalecio wrote: surprisingly retarder is not listed as a misspelled word on firefox.

firefox is retarderer than IE.

gotttCHA wrote: can religion get you any retarder????

Here’s the stupid chart. You have religion. Then you have politics. Then you have pop culture. Then non-conformists. and last but not least there’s that sentance you just made.

The Surfer wrote: Cool story bro.

Cool Stories been going on around lately.

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First of all, speaking tougues is not part of all religions, in fact, it really isn’t part of any religion.

However, if you research “speaking tongues” you will find that the only true way to speak tongues is if there is a true interpreter present (as per the Bible and other religious books). Therefore, most likely it does not happen in modern times.

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TiggerLover wrote: First of all, speaking tougues is not part of all religions, in fact, it really isn’t part of any religion.

However, if you research “speaking tongues” you will find that the only true way to speak tongues is if there is a true interpreter present (as per the Bible and other religious books). Therefore, most likely it does not happen in modern times.

American Pentecostals do it in and around North Carolina and other Southern states

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Yes, Pentecostals CLAIM to do it, but it is not true speaking in tongues AND, it is not part of their religion, although they do claim it to be a response to their spirituality.

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Don’t get me wrong, I am NOT saying that it is not a SPIRITUAL experience, but as you know, spiritual and religious are different.

I do believe that whaqt they are experiencing is a true spiritual method of prayer, but it is not religious unless it can be interpreted and the words determined.

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This is silly, I can debate this as either an theist or an atheist....Most of the mention of tounges was by Paul in Corinthians. Paul was writing to the Corinthians to admonish them for their disobedience to his preaching. They were usuing their gifts for self edification. When it comes to self edification the Corinthians were number one. Before I start, I would like to ask one question...When people speak in tounges, who are they talking to? This is a very important question because the validity of the “tounges” movement hinges on this question. Paul states that tounges were a “sign” gift. That is stated in 1 Cor. 14:22. " Wherefore tounges are for a sign, not to them that believe, but to them that belive not: but prophesying (preaching) serveth not for them that believeth not, but for them that which believe." ....Tounges are for a sign...a sign to whom? Are they a sign to christians confirminig the “baptism”? NO!!! Tounges are not a sign to christians! He states that they were a sign to the unbeliever. Who are the unbelivers? The answer is in the previous verse. 1 Cor. 14:21. “In the law it is written, with men of other tounges and other lips will I speak unto this people; and yet for all that they will not hear Me, saith the Lord." The “wherefore” opening verse 22 ties it to 21 and in that verse Paul quotes from Isaiah 28:11,12. God’s message of judgement upon the nation of Israel. God had pled with Israel. He had sent drought, famine, pestilence and all without effect. Israel had drifted further and further away from God, refusing his “rest” and refreshing “they would not hear”. Through Isaiah came this warning, predicting the invasion from Assyria and Israel’s resulting captivity. “you are going to hear men speaking in languages you will not understand. They will be your conquerors and captors and you will know when you hear such that my judgement has come." The prediction came true, seven-hundred and eighty-four years before Paul wrote to the Corinthians. Once again God was getting ready to judge Israel. Jesus warned, “when ye shall see Jerusalem compassed with armies, then know that desolation is therefore nigh...and they shall fall by the edge of the sword, and shall be led away captive into all nations: and Jerusalem shall be trodden down of the Gentiles..." (luke 21:20 and 24). Again the sign of judgement was being heard “with men of other tounges...will I speak unto this people (Israel)..." When Titus the Roman sacked the city of Jerusalem in 70 a.d., the reason for tounges ceased in of itself. So now we know that tounges were a sign gift for the unbelieving Jews of God’s impending judement on Israel. A quick check of the 3 instances in Acts where tounges were spoken (and there are only 3) will reveal that in every instance Jews were present!

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This Pentecostal guy up at our track 7th period spoke in tongues. At least I think he did.

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gotttCHA wrote: can religion get you any retarder????

You have turned this thread into an oxymoron... congrats dipshit.

LMFAO