The Main Texts of LaVeyan Satanism

The Nine Satanic Statements

The Nine Satanic Statements are to outline what Satan within the Church of Satan Symbolizes. They are:

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years!


The Nine Satanic Sins

These are NOT similar to the seven sins within Christianity.

1.Stupidity

2.Pretentiousness

3.Solipsism

4.Self-deceit

5.Herd Conformity

6.Lack of Perspective

7.Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies

8.Counterproductive Pride

9.Lack of Aesthetics


The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

NOT Similar to the Christian ten commandments.

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. (my favorite one)

I personally am not Satanist by the way, I just thaught some of these principles and statements are great. While few others are kindof out there.

What really pisses me off is when people get Satanism confused with atheism.

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ramunematt wrote: What really pisses me off is when people get Satanism confused with atheism.

Well, satanism is atheist, but not all atheists are satanists.

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Common misconception:

Satanists worship what Christians think of as “Satan”.

Not really yo.

So is all the satnism is, is a mockery of the other religions.

Zucas wrote: So is all the satnism is, is a mockery of the other religions.

Basically, an inversion of christianity.

fuckyfuckerfuckingmcfuckfuck69 wrote:

Zucas wrote: So is all the satnism is, is a mockery of the other religions.

Basically, an inversion of christianity.

Nice. Almost all religions are based off some other religion or mythology or what not so guess it’s fitting in some aspects.

True dat. Its basic premise is, dont be such a douchebag, and quit being such a bitch. Easy enough to follow.

Yep it is.

too bad the people who don’t fallow it are the ones that need too.

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“It is all a part of the big illusion we perpetuate upon ourselves and which is in turn perpetuated upon us. When we believe we engage the illusion, when we stop believing we shatter the illusion and ourselves in the process because we are part of it."

And what pisses me off is when people think that Satanists actually worship the Satan that is mentioned in the Bible.

Satanists don’t believe in God or Satan.

They believe in Satan as a principle of philosophy. Satan is the carnal nature of a human being, not a deity with horns and a pitchfork.

People that actually worship Satan as a deity are referred to as Theistic Satanists.

TOTALLY different from LaVeyan Satanism.

ramunematt wrote: What really pisses me off is when people get Satanism confused with atheism.

Its all just hedonism in the end.
But yeah, some of them do make sense.

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What’s wrong with Hedonism?

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I don’t really believe in it.
I gotta go.

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