Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
-turns to him-
...hm...nope, not much being revealed, still the same old universe I know. You know, he doesn’t look the happiest he could be...does he need a cookie?
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
i told Indalecio i would calm down but im about to go off on you
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
-turns to him-
...hm...nope, not much being revealed, still the same old universe I know. You know, he doesn’t look the happiest he could be...does he need a cookie?
no sir, he needs your faith. your undying faith and devotion and then he will be happy.
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
Jesus has been dead for 2000 or so years. He was a normal man. Perhaps delusional. Had SOME good things to say. But he is dead. He has as much chance to “save you” as JFK or Elvis Presely or Kurt Cobain or Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan or ANY dead people.
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
-turns to him-
...hm...nope, not much being revealed, still the same old universe I know. You know, he doesn’t look the happiest he could be...does he need a cookie?
no sir, he needs your faith. your undying faith and devotion and then he will be happy.
...wait a sec, isn’t he God’s son or something? Why can’t he ask his dad for that stuff? That’s what I do when I need something...
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
-turns to him-
...hm...nope, not much being revealed, still the same old universe I know. You know, he doesn’t look the happiest he could be...does he need a cookie?
no but i need a cookie i havnt asked for 1 in a long time
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
Jesus has been dead for 2000 or so years. He was a normal man. Perhaps delusional. Had SOME good things to say. But he is dead. He has as much chance to “save you” as JFK or Elvis Presely or Kurt Cobain or Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan or ANY dead people.
ahh, but worshiping them would be worshiping idols, which is a sin.
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
Jesus has been dead for 2000 or so years. He was a normal man. Perhaps delusional. Had SOME good things to say. But he is dead. He has as much chance to “save you” as JFK or Elvis Presely or Kurt Cobain or Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan or ANY dead people.
ahh, but worshiping them would be worshiping idols, which is a sin.
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
Jesus has been dead for 2000 or so years. He was a normal man. Perhaps delusional. Had SOME good things to say. But he is dead. He has as much chance to “save you” as JFK or Elvis Presely or Kurt Cobain or Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan or ANY dead people.
ahh, but worshiping them would be worshiping idols, which is a sin.
But it really isn’t. Considering Jesus is just the same as they are. Basically. He is no more special than you or I am.
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
Jesus has been dead for 2000 or so years. He was a normal man. Perhaps delusional. Had SOME good things to say. But he is dead. He has as much chance to “save you” as JFK or Elvis Presely or Kurt Cobain or Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan or ANY dead people.
ahh, but worshiping them would be worshiping idols, which is a sin.
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
Jesus has been dead for 2000 or so years. He was a normal man. Perhaps delusional. Had SOME good things to say. But he is dead. He has as much chance to “save you” as JFK or Elvis Presely or Kurt Cobain or Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan or ANY dead people.
ahh, but worshiping them would be worshiping idols, which is a sin.
then why worship him
for salvation
oh fuck you wouldnt know salvation if it pulled that bible out of your ass
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
Jesus has been dead for 2000 or so years. He was a normal man. Perhaps delusional. Had SOME good things to say. But he is dead. He has as much chance to “save you” as JFK or Elvis Presely or Kurt Cobain or Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan or ANY dead people.
ahh, but worshiping them would be worshiping idols, which is a sin.
then why worship him
for salvation
oh fuck you wouldnt know salvation if it pulled that bible out of your ass
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
Jesus has been dead for 2000 or so years. He was a normal man. Perhaps delusional. Had SOME good things to say. But he is dead. He has as much chance to “save you” as JFK or Elvis Presely or Kurt Cobain or Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan or ANY dead people.
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
Jesus has been dead for 2000 or so years. He was a normal man. Perhaps delusional. Had SOME good things to say. But he is dead. He has as much chance to “save you” as JFK or Elvis Presely or Kurt Cobain or Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan or ANY dead people.
ahh, but worshiping them would be worshiping idols, which is a sin.
then why worship him
for salvation
oh fuck you wouldnt know salvation if it pulled that bible out of your ass
good sir, i feel the lord’s salvation everyday.
ok stop calling me good sir im not and yu know what if god did exist he would help me but when i belived in him i still got beat up at school everyone still hated me and people that i was close to still died
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
Jesus has been dead for 2000 or so years. He was a normal man. Perhaps delusional. Had SOME good things to say. But he is dead. He has as much chance to “save you” as JFK or Elvis Presely or Kurt Cobain or Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan or ANY dead people.
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
Jesus has been dead for 2000 or so years. He was a normal man. Perhaps delusional. Had SOME good things to say. But he is dead. He has as much chance to “save you” as JFK or Elvis Presely or Kurt Cobain or Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan or ANY dead people.
Tyreaus Dreacon wrote:
So...do I get to get saved, or what? I mean, I got fur, gold fur actually, and wings and a tail, I don’t really know what I’m actually being saved from, but it certainly sounds like fun, this being saved thing...
turn to jesus christ and all will be revealed
Jesus has been dead for 2000 or so years. He was a normal man. Perhaps delusional. Had SOME good things to say. But he is dead. He has as much chance to “save you” as JFK or Elvis Presely or Kurt Cobain or Richard Nixon or Ronald Reagan or ANY dead people.
ahh, but worshiping them would be worshiping idols, which is a sin.
then why worship him
for salvation
oh fuck you wouldnt know salvation if it pulled that bible out of your ass
good sir, i feel the lord’s salvation everyday.
ok stop calling me good sir im not and yu know what if god did exist he would help me but when i belived in him i still got beat up at school everyone still hated me and people that i was close to still died
On a additional note, I have had a better and more enjoyable life since I left the Christian religion. And no, I don’t mean I go out and “sin” I feel better about myself. I feel awakened. I’ve had a happier life ever since Jesus left it.
But How U know Jesus Is White In The Bible It Says He Was Born In The Middle East So Using Logic and knowing ur surrondings wouldnt u think Jesus is black and not white(not racsit). And To The Rapture is coming God Says No Body Will Ever Know Now Say U Perdicted It Was On A Date and u were right thats just a lucky guess so im just trying to say try to think before u post
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