“France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
— Mark Twain
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“I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
— General George S. Patton
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“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
— General Norman Schwartzkopf
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“We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
— Marge Simpson
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“As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure."
— Jacques Chirac, President of France
“As far as France is concerned, you’re right."
— Rush Limbaugh
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“The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
— Regis Philbin
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“You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn’t have the face for it."
— John McCain , U.S. Senator from Arizona