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your moms like a brick flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans!!!!!!!




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Sit down son..So..
You want to know why you were born in the car

Well your mama was so stupid that when the doctor told her your late, she ran out the delivery room while apologizing to her boss on the phone.

yo mama so fat she puts on her lip stick with a roller brush

yo mama so stupid she put her watch in a piggy bank so she could save time

yo mama so fat she plays basketball with the moon

yo mama so fat when she fits into a tu-tu people mistake her for saturn

yo mama so tall she tripped over the grand canyon and hit her head on the moon

and

yo mamma so old she left her purse on noah’s arc

Yo momma so stupid, and she’s such a rearded dirty slut, and she’s so fucking fat.

ass

SomeguyV3 wrote: Probably the worst form of comedy created.

yo momma jokes are completely situational

Yo mama is like a bowling ball, she’s been picked up, fingered, and thrown down a gutter but she still comes back for more

yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind.

yo momma so ghetto when breastfeeds Kool-Aid comes out.

yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.